Quote of the Day

[sabotabby]

From "Ansaral Zindiqi," one of my stalkers, about your humble narrator:

"Watch this one. She think she is terrorist-friendly, thinks she is an anarcho-syndicalist yet plays around with Maoist imagery. She's a liar and a committed smear artist with a mild dose of twisted psychopathy that she glorifies in. All in all a phony and a fake who deludes herself into thinking that those jihadis in Toronto are just kids playing games."

You guys, I think he has a crush on me.

Comments

[culpster.livejournal.com]

At least it's just a MILD dose of twisted psychopathy...

[sabotabby]

I gotta try harder.

[ironed_orchid]

WTF?!? Playing with Maoist imagery is FUN!

[sabotabby]

And not even revolutionary per se. The Clinton campaign did it.

[revolution-grrl.livejournal.com]

mild dose of twisted psychopathy that she glorifies in

I love how this guy thinks he's a word wizard. You should consider dating him.

[sabotabby]

I love how he thinks he's a word wizard and gets it wrong. I only go out with people who know how to grammar.

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

Mild dose? Dear me, you're not trying hard enough! ;-)

...a liar and a committed smear artist with a mild dose of twisted psychopathy

Still, all in all a good one for the 'quotes' section of your user info. Right up there with "Jew demon in human form".

Definitely a big crush there.

[sabotabby]

Still, all in all a good one for the 'quotes' section of your user info. Right up there with "Jew demon in human form".

It went on as soon as I opened the YouTube notification.

Definitely a big crush there.

I can feel my pigtails being dipped in his inkwell as I type this.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

I guess it's ok to be slandered by someone who thinks "glorifies" is an intransitive verb.

[marsianer.livejournal.com]

Oh snap!

[sabotabby]

Win.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

I am known to be handy with a school-marmish grammar-based smackdown.

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

NICE.

[northbard.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon...admit it, you just created a new account so you could pretend to have a psycho-crush.

Just like my "canadian girlfriend"...

[sabotabby]

But you have a—never mind.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

I think he has a crush and is jealous that you're friends with terrorists.

[sabotabby]

I think he's jealous of the terrorists' ideological commitment. Apparently he used to be a Muslim then a leftist and now he's a neocon, or some shit like that.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

How does that happen?

[sabotabby]

It's caused by a failure to grasp historical materialism.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Excessive drug use. This also explains everything from J. Edgar Hoover to Britney Spears.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ex_cowboy/]

i like how he says "plays around with maoist imagery" like it's a secret shame for any anarcho-syndicalist and he's found you out!

i'm watching you...

[sabotabby]

I secretly have a Mao fetish, OH TEH NOES! It was so shameful and hidden before.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaw! No fair! I want a silly stalker lurking around me making ridiculous comments about me! >:/

[sabotabby]

As someone committed to anarcho-syndicalist-Maoist-jihadi values, I firmly believe that the wealth should be shared. Since I have three stalkers and you have none, a redistribution is in order. Actually, you can have them all.

[shelestel.livejournal.com]

Well, what do you think about those jihadis? No, no, no, shelestel, shut up.

[sabotabby]

It depends. Will they let me issue fatwahs? I've always wanted to issue a fatwah.

[thedilettante.livejournal.com]

awwww...

[sabotabby]

It's all fun and games until someone gets disemvowelled.

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, I've been duped!

[sabotabby]

You have fallen for a smear artist.

[secretsoflife.livejournal.com]

oh, internets :p

[sabotabby]

If it wasn't for the internets, he'd have to show up and be one of those five counterprotesters that always shout at me.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Couldn't you get a snarky stalker? That would be cool.

I wonder what this one thinks of your Trotsky/icepick imagery. Probably doesn't get the reference.

[sabotabby]

I don't think he's very bright. I'm disappointed in the low quality of today's trolls.

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

I originally misread that as "a twist of psychopathy"! Like a twist of lemon!

[sabotabby]

Now soliciting recipes for a Sabotabby Cocktail.