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[sabotabby]

Can someone explain to me why everyone cares about where Petraeus puts his dick than about how many innocent Iraqis and Afghans he's slaughtered?

God bless Amurrca.

Comments

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Same reason teh gays putting their dicks in butts is worrisome to these folks.

Plus - it's only brown people that die and that doesn't count.

[sabotabby]

What if they're gay brown people? Does that cancel itself out?

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

I think so? I'm not sure. We'll have to consult the high templars for this one.


Hmm. I was thinking about that today - what if they developed a test for gayness genetically then they can abort gay babies and then conundrum!

[dominika-kretek.livejournal.com]

If that happened then they would just raise those babies to be heartwarming and inspiring poster children for the power of prayer, trained from the age of seven to testify about their struggle, secretly hoping to get their own TV special.