My eyes!

[sabotabby]

This was in the front window display, which means:
• The person who designed the shirt didn't notice.
• The person who made the shirt didn't notice.
• The person who put it in the window didn't notice.
• No one who works at the store noticed.

Ick.

Also, there is a new Gaybortion! Wheeee! with a special guest appearance by violachic.

Comments

[1in8.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! Smooth.

[sabotabby]

It hurts my brain.

[1in8.livejournal.com]

Oh jeeze, I didn't even realize what you were talking about. I thought that you were talking about whatever that sex positions diagram thing is in the window. Now I notice the almost-engrish.

[lovableatheist.livejournal.com]

It took me a few looks to see what you were talking about. At first, I was wondering if you were pointing out the fact that the mannequin has a nipple, which is something that annoys me to no end.

[sabotabby]

I don't really mind nipplicious mannequins; at least they're realistic. My problem is that I was so annoyed by the "your" that I didn't even notice that the capitalization was all wrong.

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

My with?!?!

[sabotabby]

No, my with!

Also, icon love.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

lol i dont get wut your talking about, wuts the problm wit the shurt your showing????eleventywun???

[sabotabby]

it shoes boobs & boobs r uncristian.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

wait... christians have boobs... all those old dudes at the Vatican have HELLA boobs! How can boobs be wrong in His eyes?

[sabotabby]

We all have boobs because of original sin. Once Jesus returns, we won't have boobs anymore, because boobs are an abomination before the Lord. Just ask starchaser57!

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

what?

He's gonna take away the BOOBS?

This is an even worse scenario than "Left Behind"! I mean, like, what's the point, after that?

[sabotabby]

I can only assume so, as she was quite offended by the portrayal of boobs in someone's icon. (I should add that the boobs in question were covered with a tasteful corset.) I wish I could find the link, as it was quite funny.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

i meant jesus, actually.

good thing you told me, though. I TOTALLY believed in him, but it was BECAUSE of the boobs.

Now I'm all like, "Fuck Jesus!".

[frippy.livejournal.com]

Can we still keep our nipples, though? If not, I guess me and my boobs are going to Hell.

[sabotabby]

I think we're going to get Left Behind anyway.

[frippy.livejournal.com]

There is only one Your With. And I love Him.

[sabotabby]

Heh.

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

your just jealous cuz you're t-shirts aren't that cool as there t-shirts are.

Nice wallpaper/t-shirt or something in the background btw.

[sabotabby]

I think it's another t-shirt. I hate that store anyway. It's full of commie kitsch made by people who don't know anything about communism.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

URBAN OUTFITTERS!

[sabotabby]

I have such a love-hate relationship with that store. I go in and I feel like a target market, but at the same time, it's full of shiny and squee.

*sigh*

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

hahaha English teacher humor!

[sabotabby]

Editor humour, too!

[icevein.livejournal.com]

and it was the first thing I noticed.

[sabotabby]

Me too.

[ironed_orchid]

Bad grammar, stupid alignment and fucking ugly font in bright pink. You should buy it just so you can burn it in front of the store.

[sabotabby]

It's wrong on so many levels, but I also can't afford to drop that kind of money on a t-shirt. ;)

[ironed_orchid]

I guess that whether or not you pay for it before burning it depends on your politics and how you feel about the notion of property.

[rayaluna.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's really bad. Reminds me of the one I saw the other day. Someone submitted that a video game we're working on had bad "grammer".

*sighs*

[sabotabby]

Oh, you poor dear. I would cry.

Or, since it's a video game, I would probably have to respond: "What happen? Someone set up us the bomb!"

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

Obviously, the shirt didn't go through copyeditors before they sent it into printing. EEP!

[sabotabby]

Copy-editors get no love.