The Antisocial Socialist

This is mostly for darthcorrie, because she asked, but some of you other geeks may appreciate it.



Crossposted to gaybortion.

I know you were all worried, so here's camwhoreage (of a sort) and a picture of Evo the puppy.

( Cut for the uninterested )

New Gaybortion!: Hutto.

Then go read sadie_sabot's last few entries: 1 | 2 | 3.

I seem to be having some difficulty lately constructing sentences that don't sound cynical and/or misanthropic.

I suppose that a generic "Happy New Year's, folks!" will have to do.

EDIT: New Gaybortion! (it's been awhile): Where is your god now?

New Gaybortion: Bottom-trawling. Not Halloween-related, other than that it's scary how dumb people are.

New Gaybortion!: There's porn of everything.

Before you lose all respect for me, read this.

And because I can, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

How, ask ye, does an old fart like that historical goofball Nuge have so much dangtootin' fun and be in total control of his adventurous life? Memorize this, kids—write it down, and spread it as far and wide as you possibly can. Ready? I CELEBRATE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF MY JOYOUS LIFE WITH SUCH INTENSITY BECAUSE I AM FIFTY-TWO YEARS CLEAN AND SOBER!

Got that? The old boy is absolutely on fire! No drugs, no alcohol*, no tobacco, no poison, no BS! No idiots getting me to buy into any numbnut peer pressure—NO WAY! Peer pressure is for stupid sheep. And ya know what sheep do don't ya? They mindlessly wander around like lost jerks and stick their sheepy nose up some other sheep's butt and follow them around with no direction of their own. In other words, they got no life. They got no spirit. They got no attitude. They got no nothin'. How worthless can a life be? Peer pressure can kiss my ass.

I know, I know. It's not as good as yesterday's. But it does highlight something I haven't ranted about in awhile, which is that I really hate Fun Conservatives. You know, those guys who like to go on about how they like rock n' roll and talk a lot about non-conformity and being a rebel? Hey, sorry. If you're going to be a conservative, accept with grace the inherent un-hipness of your political position and have the decency to be a curmudgeonly stick-in-the-mud. Face it—there's nothing cool about imperialist war games, trickle-down economies, or totalitarian control of other people's bodies and sex lives. Cool people only torture other consenting adults. Stop trying to be Wild and Crazy Fun Dad. You're embarrassing yourself.

* Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, and Coors excepted.

As promised, the other five unlucky recipients of my bad drawing:

( funnel101 )

( profane_stencil )

( andreazenith )

( frippy )

( florence_craye )

New Gaybortion!: Breadcrumbs.

Coming soon: Bowling pictures and getting the cats high!

New Gaybortion!: Godwin's Law, R.I.P.

Related:
• Senate Wins Fight To Lower Allowable Amperage Levels On Detainees' Testicles
• Link round-up on Making Light
• List of some of the people who will be first up against the wall come the revolution.

Admit it: You only wanted Pluto to stay a planet because a) you had to memorize it in grade school, and b) it's just so little and cute.

Actually, technically this isn't my only entry on the subject. New Gaybortion!: Sorry, Pluto.

In visual form, here is one thing that pissed me off on the walk home, and three things that didn't.

New Gaybortion: It's not violence. It's pest control.

And photos of more uplifting things:

( under here )