In which I gross myself out.
Oct. 18th, 2006 08:30 pmNew Gaybortion!: There's porn of everything.
Before you lose all respect for me, read this.
And because I can, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
* Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, and Coors excepted.
Before you lose all respect for me, read this.
And because I can, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
How, ask ye, does an old fart like that historical goofball Nuge have so much dangtootin' fun and be in total control of his adventurous life? Memorize this, kids—write it down, and spread it as far and wide as you possibly can. Ready? I CELEBRATE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF MY JOYOUS LIFE WITH SUCH INTENSITY BECAUSE I AM FIFTY-TWO YEARS CLEAN AND SOBER!I know, I know. It's not as good as yesterday's. But it does highlight something I haven't ranted about in awhile, which is that I really hate Fun Conservatives. You know, those guys who like to go on about how they like rock n' roll and talk a lot about non-conformity and being a rebel? Hey, sorry. If you're going to be a conservative, accept with grace the inherent un-hipness of your political position and have the decency to be a curmudgeonly stick-in-the-mud. Face it—there's nothing cool about imperialist war games, trickle-down economies, or totalitarian control of other people's bodies and sex lives. Cool people only torture other consenting adults. Stop trying to be Wild and Crazy Fun Dad. You're embarrassing yourself.
Got that? The old boy is absolutely on fire! No drugs, no alcohol*, no tobacco, no poison, no BS! No idiots getting me to buy into any numbnut peer pressure—NO WAY! Peer pressure is for stupid sheep. And ya know what sheep do don't ya? They mindlessly wander around like lost jerks and stick their sheepy nose up some other sheep's butt and follow them around with no direction of their own. In other words, they got no life. They got no spirit. They got no attitude. They got no nothin'. How worthless can a life be? Peer pressure can kiss my ass.
* Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, and Coors excepted.
In which I gross myself out.
Oct. 18th, 2006 08:30 pmNew Gaybortion!: There's porn of everything.
Before you lose all respect for me, read this.
And because I can, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
* Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, and Coors excepted.
Before you lose all respect for me, read this.
And because I can, the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
How, ask ye, does an old fart like that historical goofball Nuge have so much dangtootin' fun and be in total control of his adventurous life? Memorize this, kids—write it down, and spread it as far and wide as you possibly can. Ready? I CELEBRATE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF MY JOYOUS LIFE WITH SUCH INTENSITY BECAUSE I AM FIFTY-TWO YEARS CLEAN AND SOBER!I know, I know. It's not as good as yesterday's. But it does highlight something I haven't ranted about in awhile, which is that I really hate Fun Conservatives. You know, those guys who like to go on about how they like rock n' roll and talk a lot about non-conformity and being a rebel? Hey, sorry. If you're going to be a conservative, accept with grace the inherent un-hipness of your political position and have the decency to be a curmudgeonly stick-in-the-mud. Face it—there's nothing cool about imperialist war games, trickle-down economies, or totalitarian control of other people's bodies and sex lives. Cool people only torture other consenting adults. Stop trying to be Wild and Crazy Fun Dad. You're embarrassing yourself.
Got that? The old boy is absolutely on fire! No drugs, no alcohol*, no tobacco, no poison, no BS! No idiots getting me to buy into any numbnut peer pressure—NO WAY! Peer pressure is for stupid sheep. And ya know what sheep do don't ya? They mindlessly wander around like lost jerks and stick their sheepy nose up some other sheep's butt and follow them around with no direction of their own. In other words, they got no life. They got no spirit. They got no attitude. They got no nothin'. How worthless can a life be? Peer pressure can kiss my ass.
* Budweiser, Anheuser-Busch, and Coors excepted.
Via
99catsaway, a disturbing article about gun culture in the U.S. Like
99catsaway, I'm no hardcore anti-gun activist. I like target shooting, and I've been trying for years—with no success—to find a TTC-accessible shooting range. I'm wary of a state that has a monopoly on the use of deadly force.
This said, I find American gun culture sickening. I've encountered a lot of people who boast about their willingness to kill in order to defend property, and this is inexcusable. But even worse is the problem that Joan Burbick raises in her article; the gun lobby's eagerness to defend the "right" of potential domestic abusers to bear arms.
Today's Ted Nugent Quote of the Day is long, and it's the worst one I found in the book. I hinted earlier that at the root of his gun-mania is not a desire to hunt for his own food but a longing that he may one day find himself in a position where he can fatally shoot another human being—and get away with it. (Without having to enlist. After all, he's no "sheep." He's an extreme non-conformist!) Without further ado (my comments in bold):
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This said, I find American gun culture sickening. I've encountered a lot of people who boast about their willingness to kill in order to defend property, and this is inexcusable. But even worse is the problem that Joan Burbick raises in her article; the gun lobby's eagerness to defend the "right" of potential domestic abusers to bear arms.
Today's Ted Nugent Quote of the Day is long, and it's the worst one I found in the book. I hinted earlier that at the root of his gun-mania is not a desire to hunt for his own food but a longing that he may one day find himself in a position where he can fatally shoot another human being—and get away with it. (Without having to enlist. After all, he's no "sheep." He's an extreme non-conformist!) Without further ado (my comments in bold):
Traffic in the big city mall was light and easy going. Shoppers strolled here and there with armfuls of bags and packages. Kids darted hither and yon, in and out of the video arcade and toy store. Mothers pushed baby buggies laden with stuff they didn't need.
Yay capitalism!
The lunch crowd came and went all around me in the small cafeteria. I leisurely sipped foamy double mocha cappuccino
Is Ted some sort of yuppie ho-mo-sexual or something?
and awaited the return of my spouse, fearful she may have purchased unnecessary debris.
New at Potterybarn: Rubble from a carpet-bombed apartment in Beirut! Get 'em while they're hot!
Maybe?! I hate shopping. I hate malls. I hate waiting.
Maybe you should shoot someone. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
But I grinned through it all, relaxed, just glad to be anywhere with the family that I love.
Except that they ditched you to go buy shit.
Life is grand after all.
( Sliced and diced like a dead deer! )
Via
99catsaway, a disturbing article about gun culture in the U.S. Like
99catsaway, I'm no hardcore anti-gun activist. I like target shooting, and I've been trying for years—with no success—to find a TTC-accessible shooting range. I'm wary of a state that has a monopoly on the use of deadly force.
This said, I find American gun culture sickening. I've encountered a lot of people who boast about their willingness to kill in order to defend property, and this is inexcusable. But even worse is the problem that Joan Burbick raises in her article; the gun lobby's eagerness to defend the "right" of potential domestic abusers to bear arms.
Today's Ted Nugent Quote of the Day is long, and it's the worst one I found in the book. I hinted earlier that at the root of his gun-mania is not a desire to hunt for his own food but a longing that he may one day find himself in a position where he can fatally shoot another human being—and get away with it. (Without having to enlist. After all, he's no "sheep." He's an extreme non-conformist!) Without further ado (my comments in bold):
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This said, I find American gun culture sickening. I've encountered a lot of people who boast about their willingness to kill in order to defend property, and this is inexcusable. But even worse is the problem that Joan Burbick raises in her article; the gun lobby's eagerness to defend the "right" of potential domestic abusers to bear arms.
Today's Ted Nugent Quote of the Day is long, and it's the worst one I found in the book. I hinted earlier that at the root of his gun-mania is not a desire to hunt for his own food but a longing that he may one day find himself in a position where he can fatally shoot another human being—and get away with it. (Without having to enlist. After all, he's no "sheep." He's an extreme non-conformist!) Without further ado (my comments in bold):
Traffic in the big city mall was light and easy going. Shoppers strolled here and there with armfuls of bags and packages. Kids darted hither and yon, in and out of the video arcade and toy store. Mothers pushed baby buggies laden with stuff they didn't need.
Yay capitalism!
The lunch crowd came and went all around me in the small cafeteria. I leisurely sipped foamy double mocha cappuccino
Is Ted some sort of yuppie ho-mo-sexual or something?
and awaited the return of my spouse, fearful she may have purchased unnecessary debris.
New at Potterybarn: Rubble from a carpet-bombed apartment in Beirut! Get 'em while they're hot!
Maybe?! I hate shopping. I hate malls. I hate waiting.
Maybe you should shoot someone. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
But I grinned through it all, relaxed, just glad to be anywhere with the family that I love.
Except that they ditched you to go buy shit.
Life is grand after all.
( Sliced and diced like a dead deer! )
I have found four or five corpses of the same type of bug (it looks like a centipede, but smaller and deader) in the same corner of my room. I haven't seen any bugs like this, living or dead, anywhere else in my room or anywhere else in the apartment.
Luna is probably the one killing them, as she has a bug fetish that puts Renfield to shame, but I don't know if she's just finding them in one corner and leaving them there, or finding them all over the place and dragging them over to that one particular corner for some reason.
Luna is weird. I found her hanging off the ground from one of the French doors today trying to catch a fly. What a freak.
Hey, Amanda Marcotte is talking about conspiracy theories, so you should all check it out. My favourite bit:
Also, my dear friends, I have indeed seen the Hitler cat site, and it is utterly hilarious. Consider it blogrolled.
Preliminary results from my last poll indicate that more people dislike goatees than like them. I haven't done a breakdown by gender or sexual orientation (hell, with half of you I don't even know), so I'm not sure if growing one means you'll be less likely to get action, but it's something to keep in mind. Regardless, the consensus even among goatee fans is that they don't work for everyone. Also, thanks to
jaymoh and
kaelynn for teaching me the terms "flavour saver" and "chin caterpillar," respectively.
And since this post is more or less devoid of content owing to a weekend spent mostly doing chores and finishing American Gods (squee!), here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Luna is probably the one killing them, as she has a bug fetish that puts Renfield to shame, but I don't know if she's just finding them in one corner and leaving them there, or finding them all over the place and dragging them over to that one particular corner for some reason.
Luna is weird. I found her hanging off the ground from one of the French doors today trying to catch a fly. What a freak.
Hey, Amanda Marcotte is talking about conspiracy theories, so you should all check it out. My favourite bit:
I’ll admit, I love myself a good conspiracy theory, because the prevalence of them tells you a lot about the way the human mind works. In my opinion, conspiracy theories proliferate because of the tendency of humans to anthropomorphize pretty much everything, including systems. In fact, it rapidly becomes difficult to describe a system without invoking human-like intentionality as a shorthand for process of a system—the most immediate example is how evolutionary processes are described as “selection”. Feminists invoke the same kind of anthropormophizing metaphor when describing the patriarchy.
The problem is that people begin to take metaphorical intention as actual intention. I often have anti-feminists write or leave comments, for instance, where they assume that when I’m describing the patriarchy, I actually mean that men have some sort of secret conspiracy against women, which is not true. But you can see why they might think that, because that’s pretty much how actual conspiracy theories emerge, in the confusion between metaphorical intent and actual intent. To make it even more confusing, the existence of real life conspiracies makes conspiracy theories very plausible. Regardless of how plausible a conspiracy theory is, however, they offer fascinating insight into what the people who believe in them are anxious about.
Also, my dear friends, I have indeed seen the Hitler cat site, and it is utterly hilarious. Consider it blogrolled.
Preliminary results from my last poll indicate that more people dislike goatees than like them. I haven't done a breakdown by gender or sexual orientation (hell, with half of you I don't even know), so I'm not sure if growing one means you'll be less likely to get action, but it's something to keep in mind. Regardless, the consensus even among goatee fans is that they don't work for everyone. Also, thanks to
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And since this post is more or less devoid of content owing to a weekend spent mostly doing chores and finishing American Gods (squee!), here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
If a wildman guffaws in the forest, does he make any noise? Let me assure you, he do.Um what?
I have found four or five corpses of the same type of bug (it looks like a centipede, but smaller and deader) in the same corner of my room. I haven't seen any bugs like this, living or dead, anywhere else in my room or anywhere else in the apartment.
Luna is probably the one killing them, as she has a bug fetish that puts Renfield to shame, but I don't know if she's just finding them in one corner and leaving them there, or finding them all over the place and dragging them over to that one particular corner for some reason.
Luna is weird. I found her hanging off the ground from one of the French doors today trying to catch a fly. What a freak.
Hey, Amanda Marcotte is talking about conspiracy theories, so you should all check it out. My favourite bit:
Also, my dear friends, I have indeed seen the Hitler cat site, and it is utterly hilarious. Consider it blogrolled.
Preliminary results from my last poll indicate that more people dislike goatees than like them. I haven't done a breakdown by gender or sexual orientation (hell, with half of you I don't even know), so I'm not sure if growing one means you'll be less likely to get action, but it's something to keep in mind. Regardless, the consensus even among goatee fans is that they don't work for everyone. Also, thanks to
jaymoh and
kaelynn for teaching me the terms "flavour saver" and "chin caterpillar," respectively.
And since this post is more or less devoid of content owing to a weekend spent mostly doing chores and finishing American Gods (squee!), here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Luna is probably the one killing them, as she has a bug fetish that puts Renfield to shame, but I don't know if she's just finding them in one corner and leaving them there, or finding them all over the place and dragging them over to that one particular corner for some reason.
Luna is weird. I found her hanging off the ground from one of the French doors today trying to catch a fly. What a freak.
Hey, Amanda Marcotte is talking about conspiracy theories, so you should all check it out. My favourite bit:
I’ll admit, I love myself a good conspiracy theory, because the prevalence of them tells you a lot about the way the human mind works. In my opinion, conspiracy theories proliferate because of the tendency of humans to anthropomorphize pretty much everything, including systems. In fact, it rapidly becomes difficult to describe a system without invoking human-like intentionality as a shorthand for process of a system—the most immediate example is how evolutionary processes are described as “selection”. Feminists invoke the same kind of anthropormophizing metaphor when describing the patriarchy.
The problem is that people begin to take metaphorical intention as actual intention. I often have anti-feminists write or leave comments, for instance, where they assume that when I’m describing the patriarchy, I actually mean that men have some sort of secret conspiracy against women, which is not true. But you can see why they might think that, because that’s pretty much how actual conspiracy theories emerge, in the confusion between metaphorical intent and actual intent. To make it even more confusing, the existence of real life conspiracies makes conspiracy theories very plausible. Regardless of how plausible a conspiracy theory is, however, they offer fascinating insight into what the people who believe in them are anxious about.
Also, my dear friends, I have indeed seen the Hitler cat site, and it is utterly hilarious. Consider it blogrolled.
Preliminary results from my last poll indicate that more people dislike goatees than like them. I haven't done a breakdown by gender or sexual orientation (hell, with half of you I don't even know), so I'm not sure if growing one means you'll be less likely to get action, but it's something to keep in mind. Regardless, the consensus even among goatee fans is that they don't work for everyone. Also, thanks to
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And since this post is more or less devoid of content owing to a weekend spent mostly doing chores and finishing American Gods (squee!), here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
If a wildman guffaws in the forest, does he make any noise? Let me assure you, he do.Um what?
Art, and the return of an old friend
May. 18th, 2006 07:12 pmNew Gaybortion!: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, or Tribute to Natalie Dee.
Speaking of art, how funny is this? (Hat tip:
realcdaee.) Why does LJ Abuse hate po-mo?
And in case you've missed it (and even though I finished reading the book months ago), your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Speaking of art, how funny is this? (Hat tip:
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And in case you've missed it (and even though I finished reading the book months ago), your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Thanks, Lord, for this super-system of renewable resource stewardship stuff. I don't know how You ever came up with this, but it's awesome. You da Man! Amen.In the next chapter, Ted kills an elephant. For its own good.
Art, and the return of an old friend
May. 18th, 2006 07:12 pmNew Gaybortion!: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, or Tribute to Natalie Dee.
Speaking of art, how funny is this? (Hat tip:
realcdaee.) Why does LJ Abuse hate po-mo?
And in case you've missed it (and even though I finished reading the book months ago), your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Speaking of art, how funny is this? (Hat tip:
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And in case you've missed it (and even though I finished reading the book months ago), your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Thanks, Lord, for this super-system of renewable resource stewardship stuff. I don't know how You ever came up with this, but it's awesome. You da Man! Amen.In the next chapter, Ted kills an elephant. For its own good.
Neighbourhood cats, continued.
Apr. 4th, 2006 08:44 pmThese are the kitties in my neighbourhood...

( More cuteness under here. )
And the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

( More cuteness under here. )
And the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
All animal encounters are essential for my quality of life. But the wilder the setting the better. Sometimes these stories are told by surviving witnesses because many have died at the peak of their excitement. Spiritual orgasms, if you will.I'm starting to worry about this guy.
Neighbourhood cats, continued.
Apr. 4th, 2006 08:44 pmThese are the kitties in my neighbourhood...

( More cuteness under here. )
And the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

( More cuteness under here. )
And the Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
All animal encounters are essential for my quality of life. But the wilder the setting the better. Sometimes these stories are told by surviving witnesses because many have died at the peak of their excitement. Spiritual orgasms, if you will.I'm starting to worry about this guy.
Cats, boobs, and French cussin'.
Mar. 28th, 2006 09:48 pmDid I get your attention?
As I mentioned, I had some very nice feline encounters today. It is OMG! SPRING! so most of the neighbourhood cats are out in full force.
( Here are two cat photos and a photo of something that isn't a cat. )
Here's a shameless plug: If you have big boobs, please join
tracts_of_land.
Finally, here's your (very disturbing) Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
As I mentioned, I had some very nice feline encounters today. It is OMG! SPRING! so most of the neighbourhood cats are out in full force.
( Here are two cat photos and a photo of something that isn't a cat. )
Here's a shameless plug: If you have big boobs, please join
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Finally, here's your (very disturbing) Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
SO TAKE A YOUNGSTER INTO THE WILD AS SOON AND AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN. GET 'EM SHOOTING, EXPLORING, AND THROBBING. NOW!Caplocks of rage aside...THROBBING? Ewww.
Cats, boobs, and French cussin'.
Mar. 28th, 2006 09:48 pmDid I get your attention?
As I mentioned, I had some very nice feline encounters today. It is OMG! SPRING! so most of the neighbourhood cats are out in full force.
( Here are two cat photos and a photo of something that isn't a cat. )
Here's a shameless plug: If you have big boobs, please join
tracts_of_land.
Finally, here's your (very disturbing) Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
As I mentioned, I had some very nice feline encounters today. It is OMG! SPRING! so most of the neighbourhood cats are out in full force.
( Here are two cat photos and a photo of something that isn't a cat. )
Here's a shameless plug: If you have big boobs, please join
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Finally, here's your (very disturbing) Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
SO TAKE A YOUNGSTER INTO THE WILD AS SOON AND AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN. GET 'EM SHOOTING, EXPLORING, AND THROBBING. NOW!Caplocks of rage aside...THROBBING? Ewww.
1. Stolen from a bunch of people: When you see this, post an anti-war song.
( It's more of an anti-recruiting song. )
2. Google image search meme, also all over my friends list:
( Here we go. )
And here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
P.S. Why do I ever read the Toronto Sun? It just makes me angry.
( It's more of an anti-recruiting song. )
2. Google image search meme, also all over my friends list:
( Here we go. )
And here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Through gunsports kids learn the fundamentals for improved excellence in the classroom—like concentration and discipline—and for the playground (muscle-control), against peer pressure, and beyond.I don't really need to make the Columbine comment, because you're all thinking it, aren't you?
P.S. Why do I ever read the Toronto Sun? It just makes me angry.
1. Stolen from a bunch of people: When you see this, post an anti-war song.
( It's more of an anti-recruiting song. )
2. Google image search meme, also all over my friends list:
( Here we go. )
And here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
P.S. Why do I ever read the Toronto Sun? It just makes me angry.
( It's more of an anti-recruiting song. )
2. Google image search meme, also all over my friends list:
( Here we go. )
And here's your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Through gunsports kids learn the fundamentals for improved excellence in the classroom—like concentration and discipline—and for the playground (muscle-control), against peer pressure, and beyond.I don't really need to make the Columbine comment, because you're all thinking it, aren't you?
P.S. Why do I ever read the Toronto Sun? It just makes me angry.
(no subject)
Mar. 10th, 2006 04:02 pmNew Gaybortion!: Streetcar service is reduced due to cutbacks.
The homosexual Maoist agenda! (Hat tip:
nihilistic_kid.)
Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
What?!
The homosexual Maoist agenda! (Hat tip:
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Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
People, especially kids, are like mules sometimes. A gentle stroke of the mane, some sugar, and sweet talk can get them into position on occasion, but sometimes ya just gotta whack 'em upside the head with an oil-soaked two-by-four.*blink*
What?!
So to speak.Oh ok.
(no subject)
Mar. 10th, 2006 04:02 pmNew Gaybortion!: Streetcar service is reduced due to cutbacks.
The homosexual Maoist agenda! (Hat tip:
nihilistic_kid.)
Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
What?!
The homosexual Maoist agenda! (Hat tip:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
People, especially kids, are like mules sometimes. A gentle stroke of the mane, some sugar, and sweet talk can get them into position on occasion, but sometimes ya just gotta whack 'em upside the head with an oil-soaked two-by-four.*blink*
What?!
So to speak.Oh ok.
What does this say? And in which language?

The Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Pass on the Googlebomb: Bill Napoli

The Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Stay on the True North track. Compared to our apathetic, lame critics, be an extremist. "Live free or die" is extreme. I play extreme, firebreathing rock 'n' roll, greasy rhythm and blues guitar. I eat extremely delicious, awesome meat. I live and hunt with extreme intensity...And he goes on and on like this, in an extremely boring way, for a page, until we get to:
Davy Crockett was an extremist. Lewis and Clark were extremists. Rosa Parks was an extremist...I should add that he compares himself to Rosa Parks throughout the book. And if that's not bad enough:
Homosexuality is extremely weird. Jerry Garcia is extremely dead. Pimps, whores, and welfare brats are extremely disgusting...And then another page or so. I am not extremely surprised to find that no editor is credited anywhere in this book.
Pass on the Googlebomb: Bill Napoli
What does this say? And in which language?

The Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Pass on the Googlebomb: Bill Napoli

The Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Stay on the True North track. Compared to our apathetic, lame critics, be an extremist. "Live free or die" is extreme. I play extreme, firebreathing rock 'n' roll, greasy rhythm and blues guitar. I eat extremely delicious, awesome meat. I live and hunt with extreme intensity...And he goes on and on like this, in an extremely boring way, for a page, until we get to:
Davy Crockett was an extremist. Lewis and Clark were extremists. Rosa Parks was an extremist...I should add that he compares himself to Rosa Parks throughout the book. And if that's not bad enough:
Homosexuality is extremely weird. Jerry Garcia is extremely dead. Pimps, whores, and welfare brats are extremely disgusting...And then another page or so. I am not extremely surprised to find that no editor is credited anywhere in this book.
Pass on the Googlebomb: Bill Napoli