Cats, boobs, and French cussin'.

[sabotabby]

Did I get your attention?

As I mentioned, I had some very nice feline encounters today. It is OMG! SPRING! so most of the neighbourhood cats are out in full force.




It's a cat-spiracy.


This made my morning. Look at him!

And the non-cat photo:

Amusing washroom graffiti from the other day. I <3 bilingualism.

Here's a shameless plug: If you have big boobs, please join tracts_of_land.

Finally, here's your (very disturbing) Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

SO TAKE A YOUNGSTER INTO THE WILD AS SOON AND AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN. GET 'EM SHOOTING, EXPLORING, AND THROBBING. NOW!

Caplocks of rage aside...THROBBING? Ewww.

Comments

[caprinus.livejournal.com]

Haha on the new comm name... my partner's interested. Hope the comm memebership, ummm, grows rapidly!

[sabotabby]

*snicker*

I'd never heard boobs referred to as such before today. It made me happy.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I'd never heard boobs referred to as such before today. It made me happy.

You mean you haven't ever seen Monty Python's The Holy Grail?

[sabotabby]

I have, but I guess I don't remember that bit.

Took me a while to get it too

[englishpigdog.livejournal.com]

"She's got huge....tracts of land!"

[seaya.livejournal.com]

What language is that and what is its English translation?

Also, throbbing, ew.

[sabotabby]

Well, "tabernac" is French. For some reason, I read it as "merde de tabernac," which would just be very rude, but it seems to say something else.

[threeliesforone.livejournal.com]

i read it as "mendi says tabernac."

love the icon. heh.

[threeliesforone.livejournal.com]

scratch that:

"mendi, say tabernac"

i don't know who "mendi" is. or "mende." weird.

[sabotabby]

Maybe the worm-thing is named Mendi.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's some bad French. Considering how the tabarnac is spelled phonetically, if I look at the rest and assume it's someone trying to write what they've heard, it could be

maudit
crisse (clis)
tabarnac

But either way, it's funny and somewhat undecipherable.

[herkyjerkydance.livejournal.com]

Yay! Somewhere where I can complain about the obnoxiously huge grapefruit attached to my chestal area!

(Some may not think 34D is obnoxiously huge, but when you're five feet tall it sure is.)

[sabotabby]

I'm a 34C and it's bloody annoying. Whenever anyone compliments me on them, I'm inclined to reply, "You want 'em? Take 'em."

[joyful-grrrl.livejournal.com]

cry me a river.

34F, muthafucka!!!!

[joyful-grrrl.livejournal.com]

also, i joined the community!

[sailormidori.livejournal.com]

yay! someone else who feels my pain!

[i also joined the community.]

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

He he! Neat cat pics! Cat paranoia is always amsuing!

I also have the perfect candidate for that tracts_of_land community. She was just awarded a bra-buster certificate by her friends for being a 36DD!

"But she's got... huge... tracts of land!"

[sabotabby]

They were the best. They were swearing at each other in such foul kitty language that I thought it was an infant being tortured, and the second they caught sight of me, they stopped talking and just stared.

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

Yay kitty lurkers! My kitty is trying to sneak into the closet at this very moment so that she can sleep in Nate's stinky sweatpants.

Speaking of gross, that ted Nugent quote...throbbing! WTF? Freak of freaks. I don't know how you do it- I'm about at my saturation point just from your posts!

HAHAHAHA @tracts_of_land! I may have to join. 36D, but this week DD.

[sabotabby]

I'm about to curl up in bed with the cats and read some more Nuge. It's the best bedtime reading.

You went from a D to a DD in a week?!

TMI

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

I may be exaggerating a little- it just feels like that. PMS. They're hurty- I hate it when they get like that. I have to be careful not to touch them in public! I have a love/hate relationship with my boobs.

A Catty Poem

[woodennickel.livejournal.com]

Christopher Smart (1722-1771)

FOR I WILL CONSIDER MY CAT JEOFFREY
from Jubilate Agno


http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=104047

[woodennickel.livejournal.com]

So, it's cats that have been responsible for all those crop circles!

The furry, mischievious bastards!

Those other cats look like the feralist, bad ass Feline-Americans that I have ever seen.

[sabotabby]

They're neither feral nor American. They are, however, apparently quite skilled gardeners.

Love your icon.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

So this community is not devoted to the cinematic oeuvre of Russ Meyer?

[sabotabby]

I think there are other communities for that.

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

kitties! squish! i will not be joining TOL, although i might if the birth control patch keeps pumping up my ta-tas. they've grown a cup size since i started, which is actually a good thing as i finally look like i am past puberty.

[sabotabby]

Lucky!

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Do men boobs count?

[sabotabby]

Depends on the cup size, I suppose.

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Well, I've always prided myself on having a "chesty" figure. For a man, I have a medium ribcage and an indecently sexy cleavage with lots and lots of man-hair, of course.

[human-loser.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, chicken soup for the child molester's soul from Ted Nugent...

[sabotabby]

Seriously. He also talks about "a parent's loving touch" throughout the book. *shudder*