Art, and the return of an old friend

[sabotabby]

New Gaybortion!: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, or Tribute to Natalie Dee.

Speaking of art, how funny is this? (Hat tip: realcdaee.) Why does LJ Abuse hate po-mo?

And in case you've missed it (and even though I finished reading the book months ago), your Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:

Thanks, Lord, for this super-system of renewable resource stewardship stuff. I don't know how You ever came up with this, but it's awesome. You da Man! Amen.

In the next chapter, Ted kills an elephant. For its own good.

Comments

[realcdaae.livejournal.com]

Why does LJ Abuse hate me?

I lolled at Gaybortion.

[sabotabby]

OMG maybe you're po-mo! Have you been deconstructing text again?

[realcdaae.livejournal.com]

I think they deconstructed my text on one occassion, then reconstructed it to mean something else.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love hardvice's solution to the booby problem!

A bounty hunter once said, "You aren't a real hunter unless you've hunted a human. They're the most dangerous animal in the world."

I propose a hunt, involving Ted Nugent as they prey. He can defend himself with his bows and arrows, and the hunters can use anything they want, even helicopters! (Chase him down like they do those poor wolves!)

[sabotabby]

That'd be funny, except that he seems more into automatic firearms than bows and arrows in this book.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

Ain't he the guy with the hunting school that specializes in acoustic weapons like crossbows and spears and whatnot?

[sabotabby]

They also do gun stuff. It's called the Ted Nugent Kamp for Kids.

*headdesk*

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

Those are acoustic weapons? I thought Britney Spears was an acoustic weapon.

[sabotabby]

I think she uses a mic.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

I'm not that insulated, thanks for tact though ;] I was joking, implying that her music could be destructive. Could cause, say, brain damage.

But I'm still puzzled as to what an acoustic weapon is.

[sabotabby]

I'm apparently brain-damaged today. Don't mind me.

Acoustic weapon—perhaps something that works without gunpowder, similar to how an acoustic instrument works without electricity?

[corvus.livejournal.com]

Proof of the link between emo and Palestine!

[sabotabby]

If you don't post that to free_palestine, I will.

[corvus.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure, sure.

Also, have you read this?

[sabotabby]

Who is that guy?

[ghostwes.livejournal.com]

You named your cat after the futurist?

Since you track Nugent quotes, I assume you have my favourite quote of his. He was asked by a journalist about the high murder rate in Detroit. His response:

"People from Detroit aren't bad people -- we're just better shots."

[sabotabby]

Yes, yes I did. Because he looks like Marinetti, not because I'm a fascist sympathizer.

I actually like that quote.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Lord, for this super-system of renewable resource stewardship stuff. I don't know how You ever came up with this, but it's awesome. You da Man! Amen.

I'd be interested to know what he meant by "this super-system of renewable resource stewardship stuff." Is it anything like Ann Coulter's?

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" -- Coulter on Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01

[sabotabby]

I think he thinks that he can just take what he wants and it'll grow back or something.