Extreme!

Mar. 9th, 2006 06:18 pm
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What does this say? And in which language?
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The Ted Nugent Quote of the Day:
Stay on the True North track. Compared to our apathetic, lame critics, be an extremist. "Live free or die" is extreme. I play extreme, firebreathing rock 'n' roll, greasy rhythm and blues guitar. I eat extremely delicious, awesome meat. I live and hunt with extreme intensity...
And he goes on and on like this, in an extremely boring way, for a page, until we get to:
Davy Crockett was an extremist. Lewis and Clark were extremists. Rosa Parks was an extremist...
I should add that he compares himself to Rosa Parks throughout the book. And if that's not bad enough:
Homosexuality is extremely weird. Jerry Garcia is extremely dead. Pimps, whores, and welfare brats are extremely disgusting...
And then another page or so. I am not extremely surprised to find that no editor is credited anywhere in this book.
Pass on the Googlebomb: Bill Napoli

Date: 2006-03-09 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaya.livejournal.com
True North? As in, True North strong and free? ;)

Hehe. The part about meat is really funny :).

Date: 2006-03-09 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] englishpigdog.livejournal.com
The only kind of meat worth eating!

Date: 2006-03-09 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burkesworks.livejournal.com
That's Serbo-Croat in the photo.

Date: 2006-03-09 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smhwpf.livejournal.com
I have a Croat on my flist if you're looking for a translation...

What it says is...

Date: 2006-03-10 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatistigerbalm.livejournal.com
"Tractor girl shoots 'artans' (no idea what an artan is - a kind of drug? it's not a Croatian word at any rate) into her bellybutton with a rusty needle she made out of a biro pen (in a manhole behind the paper stand)."

(... but what it _means_, I've no idea.)

Re: What it says is...

Date: 2006-03-10 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sui-degeneris.livejournal.com
Artane is an anti-parkinsons drug.

Layman's description: http://www.healthsquare.com/newrx/art1030.htm

Medicalese description: http://www.mentalhealth.com/drug/p30-t04.html

Possible side effects include hallucinations, for what it's worth.

Still doesn't make the sentence make a whole lot of sense!

(I'm harmless, BTW - just following f'list links.)

Date: 2006-03-10 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jvmatucha.livejournal.com
Lewis and Clark were extremists??? Did they eat extremely whilst paddling up river? Maybe they paddled to the exterme. :-/

Date: 2006-10-18 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
They were the first EXTREME! kayakers. Think about it, going up a river in a wilderness in primitive barges. How EXTREME!

I love how advertising culture has gound the word EXTREME! into to being completely meaningless. I scrubbed my toilet bowl today. It was so EXTEME!

Date: 2006-03-10 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com
Ugh, I can only get parts of it. It's Croatian, to be specific, by the way.
"in the navel, with a rusty needle that she made from a [something] pencil"

Off Topic (Once Again)

Date: 2006-03-10 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Since I had lent all my Young Ones tapes to [livejournal.com profile] jordansc, I took the opportunity to borrow [livejournal.com profile] seanmonster's collection on DVD. (My VCR is busted, so I hadn't watched my tapes in a while.) I noticed two additional things you will like besides the rampant commieness and dark exposé of communal living:

1) There is a brief Dalek reference.
2) There is a lengthy Narnia tangent.

When [livejournal.com profile] jordansc is done with the tapes, I'll mail them to you.

Extreme dickwad!

Date: 2006-03-10 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com
I can't believe there's a whole book.

I love that he compares himself to Rosa Parks. You know, because being a wealthy, white American rock star, he's really had a lot of oppression to deal with. Maybe one day, if he works hard enough, (extremely hard), he'll have the same opportunities that you and I have. Man, when is Ted gonna catch a break?

I will agree that Jerry Garcia is extremely dead.

Boom!

Date: 2006-03-10 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com
My head has 'sploded like 10 times this week. It hurts a little less than a leg cramp.

Re: Extreme dickwad!

Date: 2006-03-10 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaya.livejournal.com
A thought occurred to me. Did you actually pay money for this? Did you pay your hard earned two-nies?

Date: 2006-03-10 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovableatheist.livejournal.com
good job on the icon.

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