sabotabby | Library pr0n

sabotabby: That's really hot.

sabotabby mutters some comment about shagging in Robarts.

Robarts Library, a.k.a. Fort Book.

zingerella looks faintly nauseated.

sabotabby: I just heard it was a good place to pick up. [Sullenly] I wouldn't know. They never let me on the good floors.

zingerella: It's more like the setting for a BDSM porn. It's got cages, shit lighting...

sabotabby: Oppressive concrete...

zingerella: Can't you just see some dominatrix stalking through the stacks, forcing chinless grad students to read Kant?

sabotabby: You realize if I just post the words "Kant" and "porn" in my LJ I'll get about a million comments, don't you?

zingerella: There's just something about sex in a building that looks like a giant turkey. [Pause.] And I don't even like porn.

[Pause.]

sabotabby: Well, neither do I!