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sabotabby ([personal profile] sabotabby) wrote2005-12-06 03:46 pm

Fun stuff

Link of the day, courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess.

It's your typical Levitican homophobic bile, made a million times more entertaining with one line: "The young ladies who are fans of Gyllenhaal and Ledger do not want to see them making out."

I'd wager that "Jared" does not have much contact with young heterosexual women, because I'm quite sure that this isn't true. Granted, I have no statistics to back me up, but I think most "young ladies" would want to see that. (If you're wondering, I saw the trailer in the company of a (mostly) heterosexual gentleman, neither of us knowing what it was about. Neither of us were particularly inclined to see it based on the trailer, but we both agreed that Gyllenhaal and Ledger looked very pretty together.)

The cowardly wanker has now turned off comments. Awww. You can still continue to flame his colleague, in a post defending the original post, not that I would ever encourage such behaviour.

[Poll #628255]

[identity profile] groovitude.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, that's only a faux-cowboy.

[identity profile] groovitude.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah, yeah, you're right on the money.

[identity profile] zingerella.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
As a friend of mine says "All hat and no cattle."

[identity profile] jenlight.livejournal.com 2005-12-07 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he grew up in Connecticut ferchrissakes!

[identity profile] crash666.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And his parents live in MAINE!!

Here is my two cents...

[identity profile] groovitude.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

[identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so not a cowboy. He can't even ride a horse.

[identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sees the land as profit to be had?

(check)

Steals lands and recorces from those already living there?

(check)

Often claiming "god said so"?

(checkity)

Thinks nothing of killing said in the way peoples?

(check)

Wears a cowboy hat?



(creepy check)

Sits down to a big dead turkey to celebrate this national strategy of genocide and gluttony?



(Check)

I call cowboy.



[identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think a guy's gotta ride a horse to be a cowboy. Otherwise, he's just a republican.

[identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it count if his dad once touched one?

[identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! He looks disgusted or pissed.

[identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes and papa bush looks unappy as well...

budubum

I'll be here all night.

[identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
this has been the strangest conversation with a zapatista I have ever had the pleasure of.

BOOBS!

[identity profile] jaymoh.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, and besides, I'm playing sexy cowboys who only herd cattle and roam around and make out. I don't want stupid God or genocide to have anything to do with the fun cowpoke fantasies.

[identity profile] crash666.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The turkey wasn't dead. It was plastic.

[identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com 2005-12-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I know - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

It's just that it's scary when he handles living things.



Even things that used to be living.