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[sabotabby]

Link of the day, courtesy of trollprincess.

It's your typical Levitican homophobic bile, made a million times more entertaining with one line: "The young ladies who are fans of Gyllenhaal and Ledger do not want to see them making out."

I'd wager that "Jared" does not have much contact with young heterosexual women, because I'm quite sure that this isn't true. Granted, I have no statistics to back me up, but I think most "young ladies" would want to see that. (If you're wondering, I saw the trailer in the company of a (mostly) heterosexual gentleman, neither of us knowing what it was about. Neither of us were particularly inclined to see it based on the trailer, but we both agreed that Gyllenhaal and Ledger looked very pretty together.)

The cowardly wanker has now turned off comments. Awww. You can still continue to flame his colleague, in a post defending the original post, not that I would ever encourage such behaviour.

[Poll #628255]

Comments

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

Sees the land as profit to be had?

(check)

Steals lands and recorces from those already living there?

(check)

Often claiming "god said so"?

(checkity)

Thinks nothing of killing said in the way peoples?

(check)

Wears a cowboy hat?



(creepy check)

Sits down to a big dead turkey to celebrate this national strategy of genocide and gluttony?



(Check)

I call cowboy.

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

I think a guy's gotta ride a horse to be a cowboy. Otherwise, he's just a republican.

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

Does it count if his dad once touched one?

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

Ha! He looks disgusted or pissed.

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

Yes and papa bush looks unappy as well...

budubum

I'll be here all night.

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

HAW!

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

this has been the strangest conversation with a zapatista I have ever had the pleasure of.

BOOBS!

[jaymoh.livejournal.com]

oh, and besides, I'm playing sexy cowboys who only herd cattle and roam around and make out. I don't want stupid God or genocide to have anything to do with the fun cowpoke fantasies.

[crash666.livejournal.com]

The turkey wasn't dead. It was plastic.

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

Yes I know - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

It's just that it's scary when he handles living things.



Even things that used to be living.