aaargh! Isn't that illegal these days? After I left my primary school but while my brother was still there, it got taken over by evangelists. My brother's class teacher told the class that they mustn't say "devil" or blaspheme or the devil would appear, so lots of very excited children ran around shouting swear words and "devil" until he ran out of the school screaming. That was funny. His name was Mr Butt. Not so funny was that the headmistress made the entire school stand for three hours in assembly singing songs of praise until they "had learned to sing hymns with smiles on their faces." Also, she confiscated my brother's fake poo and threw it in a huge metal bin, and my mother told her that was stealing and against God's commandments, and made her climb into the bin in her high heels and rummage around in the rubbish until she retrieved the fake poo. Then my mother managed to find another school for my brother.
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Date: 2010-11-22 03:28 pm (UTC)Not so funny was that the headmistress made the entire school stand for three hours in assembly singing songs of praise until they "had learned to sing hymns with smiles on their faces."
Also, she confiscated my brother's fake poo and threw it in a huge metal bin, and my mother told her that was stealing and against God's commandments, and made her climb into the bin in her high heels and rummage around in the rubbish until she retrieved the fake poo.
Then my mother managed to find another school for my brother.