The Antisocial Socialist

Something like that, but there's an endpoint to the game, unlike the WoW eternal treadmill. I'm not actually upset; this is his vacation week, so if he wants to sit around in his underpants killing orcs, the more power to him, and because I am a grown-ass adult, I am capable of informing him he has 10 minutes to get off the fucking Xbox 'cause I want to watch my stories.

...We do have a functional relationship, I swear.