Rambo III, Part I

I like to think that I’m an equal-opportunity mocker. I mocked This Revolution (anarchist riot porn propaganda), Red Dawn (American Red Scare propaganda), and Left Behind (apocalyptic Christian propaganda). But I haven’t done a movie that loudly proclaims the virtues of jihad, so here’s a vile piece of pro-Taliban propaganda for your viewing pleasure.

Yep, I watched Rambo III so you don’t have to. I was going to do a screen recap of one of the First Blood movies. But I thought the first one wasn’t actually that bad, and the second one has way too much running through the jungle before someone finally gets shot with an exploding arrow.

Anyway, this one is a lot better because the protagonists in it grew up to become the Taliban a few years later. But this was when they were still on “our” side, fighting the evil Soviets.

( Are you ready? )

Stay tuned for Part II, where we meet the rest of our glorious, God-fearing, pro-democracy heroes.

Rambo III, Part I

I like to think that I’m an equal-opportunity mocker. I mocked This Revolution (anarchist riot porn propaganda), Red Dawn (American Red Scare propaganda), and Left Behind (apocalyptic Christian propaganda). But I haven’t done a movie that loudly proclaims the virtues of jihad, so here’s a vile piece of pro-Taliban propaganda for your viewing pleasure.

Yep, I watched Rambo III so you don’t have to. I was going to do a screen recap of one of the First Blood movies. But I thought the first one wasn’t actually that bad, and the second one has way too much running through the jungle before someone finally gets shot with an exploding arrow.

Anyway, this one is a lot better because the protagonists in it grew up to become the Taliban a few years later. But this was when they were still on “our” side, fighting the evil Soviets.

( Are you ready? )

Stay tuned for Part II, where we meet the rest of our glorious, God-fearing, pro-democracy heroes.

Rambo III, Part II

Part I is here

Previously: The U.S. decided to illegally arm the Taliban mujahadeen, on a covert mission that ended with Col. Trautman being pwned by the Soviets. Rambo and his new sidekick, Mousa the Illegal Arms Dealer, are in Pakistan preparing to rescue him.

( Meet the rest of the gang! )

Tomorrow: Games you can play with a dead goat.

Rambo III, Part II

Part I is here

Previously: The U.S. decided to illegally arm the Taliban mujahadeen, on a covert mission that ended with Col. Trautman being pwned by the Soviets. Rambo and his new sidekick, Mousa the Illegal Arms Dealer, are in Pakistan preparing to rescue him.

( Meet the rest of the gang! )

Tomorrow: Games you can play with a dead goat.