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Gravydämmerung: The Schadenford Edition
Oct. 31st, 2013 05:26 pmThis is—
I don't even know how to begin this post. Cynic that I am, I actually did not, in my heart of hearts, ever think that I would get to make it.
The Crack Video exists. The cops have it. There are actually two crack videos. There is zero doubt that it is Ford. Lisi's been re-arrested for extortion in connection with the video.
The Honourable Wife-Beater has not yet resigned and says he has no reason to, and the police have not yet charged him.
The complete police report, which has a lot blacked out and which I admittedly have not had a chance to read, is available here.
I believe I called the cops having the crack video ages ago, and I concur with the theory held by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
frandroid and others that this has to do with Ford alienating Blair over the police budget.
But regardless, for the first time in my memory, the Toronto police have done something useful.
Guys? This is the best day ever. It's time for a parade of happy macros, though to be honest there is no macro in the world that can truly express how happy I am at the moment.
[Poll #1941396]
Now excuse me, folks, I have about a million e-mails to get through.
I don't even know how to begin this post. Cynic that I am, I actually did not, in my heart of hearts, ever think that I would get to make it.
The Crack Video exists. The cops have it. There are actually two crack videos. There is zero doubt that it is Ford. Lisi's been re-arrested for extortion in connection with the video.
The Honourable Wife-Beater has not yet resigned and says he has no reason to, and the police have not yet charged him.
The complete police report, which has a lot blacked out and which I admittedly have not had a chance to read, is available here.
I believe I called the cops having the crack video ages ago, and I concur with the theory held by
frandroid and others that this has to do with Ford alienating Blair over the police budget. But regardless, for the first time in my memory, the Toronto police have done something useful.
Guys? This is the best day ever. It's time for a parade of happy macros, though to be honest there is no macro in the world that can truly express how happy I am at the moment.
[Poll #1941396]
Now excuse me, folks, I have about a million e-mails to get through.
