Gravydämmerung: Your giggle for the day

Weekdays here have been exciting, with revelations and new videos. On the weekends, it's more sedate and we get various bits of analysis and behind-the-scenes specials about everyone's favourite reality TV show and gravy trainwreck. Which is unfortunate for me, given my schedule.

Today's Sunday read is just perfect, though, because guess who, of all people, came to the Honourable Wife-Beater's defence?

Are you ready? Brace yourselves, it's...

Convicted felon, traitor, and far-right nutjob Conrad Black. Yes, Baron Black of Moonbattia is still a loyal member of Ford Nation—of course, and I'd be utterly disappointed to find out otherwise.

That's just perfect. I hope they hang out together while the Laughable Bumblefuck drinks Bud and smokes a crack pipe while Lord Black sips champagne distilled from the tears of orphans. I mean, can you imagine them in a room together?

Highlight:

At the time of the last election, I agreed with most of the positions Rob Ford espoused, but was disconcerted by his inelegantly phrased defence of a colleague, that he “has other fish to fry than feathering his own nest.” When I was asked about the mayor ten days ago by the world’s most famous mayor (and Britain’s most popular politician), London’s Mayor Boris Johnson, I defended Mayor Ford, while mentioning that comment of his, and Boris responded that he must have been referring to the well-known feathered Australian porcupine fish.

WHAT. Hahaha.