50 Shades of Grey: Pt. 2

Previously on 50 Shades of Grey, Ana met Christian. Christian is into kink and lots of paperwork and Ana is into being a virgin and reading Thomas Hardy. No one has a job. Ana has found out that Christian doesn’t do relationships and Christian has just found out that Ana has never even kissed a boy.

( Enter the Red Room of Pain )

Will she sign it? Will there be appendices? Footnotes? Stay tuned next for the shocking twist at the end.