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May. 2nd, 2019 05:49 pmSomeone fetch the smelling salts, the Tories have got the vapours! Quick, to the fainting couch!
Ardent defender of FREEZED PEACH Doug Ford, a former hash dealer whose family has been involved in violent crimes and even linked to a murder or two, is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that protesters would erect a pretend guillotine on the lawn of the Legislature, where he has enacted murderous policies targeting children, teachers, nurses, patients, poor people, indigenous peoples, people who get sick, people who like to not die of preventable diseases, people who breathe oxygen, and cute animals. So much so that he is asking his buddies in the OPP to investigate.
I guess his feelings got hurt or something. Gosh. That's so terrible. I hope no one decides to follow him around with said prop-guillotine at every public appearance, or put it on a sign and take it to protests, or post this song to Twitter and tag him in it:
Ardent defender of FREEZED PEACH Doug Ford, a former hash dealer whose family has been involved in violent crimes and even linked to a murder or two, is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that protesters would erect a pretend guillotine on the lawn of the Legislature, where he has enacted murderous policies targeting children, teachers, nurses, patients, poor people, indigenous peoples, people who get sick, people who like to not die of preventable diseases, people who breathe oxygen, and cute animals. So much so that he is asking his buddies in the OPP to investigate.
I guess his feelings got hurt or something. Gosh. That's so terrible. I hope no one decides to follow him around with said prop-guillotine at every public appearance, or put it on a sign and take it to protests, or post this song to Twitter and tag him in it:
I wonder if PC stands for Progressive Conservative or Political Correctness? Or, I guess, FREEZED PEACH is only for rich white racist dudes.
