"I could have snorted $100,000 of cocaine, but instead used it to prepare myself, however tangentially, for a career in which I feel I make a positive difference."
I didn't realize this was an excuse I was allowed to employ! I'm going to use it for everything now. Didn't take out the garbage like I was supposed to but didn't sell the car for a small amount of cocaine. Failed to meet my writing deadline, but what do you want from me, that I become a cokehead so I can make writing deadlines? Collected donations to pay for a funeral, blew it on a spa day because I felt overwhelmed, but what's important is that I'm now in a better mental state to deal with future problems and if you think about it I could have spent that day in a coke den. I'm a hero and anyone who criticizes me is a deluded hater.
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Date: 2017-06-21 10:08 am (UTC)I didn't realize this was an excuse I was allowed to employ! I'm going to use it for everything now. Didn't take out the garbage like I was supposed to but didn't sell the car for a small amount of cocaine. Failed to meet my writing deadline, but what do you want from me, that I become a cokehead so I can make writing deadlines? Collected donations to pay for a funeral, blew it on a spa day because I felt overwhelmed, but what's important is that I'm now in a better mental state to deal with future problems and if you think about it I could have spent that day in a coke den. I'm a hero and anyone who criticizes me is a deluded hater.