The Antisocial Socialist

I met one a couple of months ago through a friend. Seriously disappointing- I was expecting a human in demon form, but he turned out to be this cute chubby little nerd-guy with a speech impediment.

The trouble with a dating site for them is that they all secretly want to get off with left-wing women. Um. No, seriously, I know this for a fact. The number of emails I used to get on OkCupid from libertarian guys pretending to lecture me about the 'evils' of socialism, whilst clearly wanting teh hawt commieSeXX0rs proves this beyond doubt.