As if I'd be in a mall

[sabotabby]

You're at the mall when the zombies attack.

You get:

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting from the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you

Okay, okay. I claim:

1. An armed mecha panda.
2. "I Can't Decide," by the Scissor Sisters.
3. Up until last night I'd say John Nada, as portrayed by Roddy Piper in the 1988 classic They Live!, but after last night, I'm going to have to go with Dennis Kucinich. Because dude, how awesome was that guy?

Comments

[joxn.livejournal.com]

I would like an F-35B (the Joint Strike Fighter in its vertical takeoff and landing configuration). For ammo, I would like an unlimited supply of B-83 dialed up to 1.2 megatons.

For music ... hm. Moxy Früvous singing the beach-rock classic "Your New Boyfriend".

Fighting beside me I would have George W. Bush. I will elect to leave him in the mall to cover my escape.

[glamaph0ne.livejournal.com]

1. Bleach + ammonia from the supermarket section. Basically I'd empty one big (closed) container from the kicthens or from a home/garden store. Then I'd fill it with bleach, and quickly I'd throw ammonia in there. Then I'd get something to protect my face with (gas mask?) and use a hose to shoot it at the zombies.

2. "Cumin' Atcha Live" by Tesla

3. David Bowie. Because damn, if we lost, he'd be all "E., in this moment where we're the last survivors of the zombie apocalypse... *kiss*". Or Chuck Norris so I would win.

If we can pick dead people, then Oscar Wilde (wit > zombies) or Byron (for the same reason as Bowie). Or simply Marc Bolan because he'd be fun to hang out with.

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

Up until last night I'd say John Nada, as portrayed by Roddy Piper in the 1988 classic They Live!, but after last night, I'm going to have to go with Dennis Kucinich

***WIN*** (both choices!)

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

1) a Mag

2) Rob Zombie's "Superbeast"

3) Scott Bakula as Sam Beckett from "Quantum Leap"

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

1. I would like two gold plated Magnum Desert Eagle Mark XIX with black steel grips that have the words "Bad Butch" carved in them in cursive and unlimited ammo. I know it says only one but it's two of the same weapon so it doesn't count.

2. Layla by Derek & the Dominos

3. The sprit of Grace Jones in Angela Bassett's body. She would have a machete. That shit would be fucking fierce.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

But zombies don't breath so chlorine gas wouldn't effect them :/\

David Bowie would be a pretty awesome partner. He would look fucking fabulous even while getting his face bitten off. If he came back as a zombie he'd probably the world's hottest zombie.

[thebigbadbutch.livejournal.com]

Also, Dennis Kucinich? BALLS FOR DAYS. If all the zombies trapped the two of you in a closet you could eat his balls for a week and he wouldn't even feel it.

[cheshirecat25.livejournal.com]

You stole my song.

So...

1. A Smith & Wesson Model 500:


2. Wish ~ Nine Inch Nails

3. Lee Harvey Oswald... magic bullet, baby.

[class-matters.livejournal.com]

1. Probably a machete or some sort of a blade. Axe, katana, sword, something like that.

2. Anything off of Rollins Band - End of Silence record. If you're gonna be kicking zombie butt you're gonna need something to keep you pumped.

3. Easy one. Samuel L. Jackson. Cuz he's a baaaad motherfucker, and he's sick and tired of these motherfucking zombies in this motherfucking mall!

But I just got to say, Dennis?!? Really?! Being from Cleveland too, I gotta say that he's probably one of the last people I would want. First off the guy is a flakey pacifist who would probably be against hurting the zombies - yes, that flakey. He's also maaaybe 5 foot tall, so he wouldn't be any good as a shield or to be sacrificed as a diversion cuz they would tear through him in 3 seconds flat. And while he may look like a Keebler elf, I doubt he has any magical powers.

I just can't stand that guy. He tried to claim to be an anarchist to me once! WTF?! He also refused to add his name to a local day-after protest in the event of the US attacking Iraq - twice. He may say some good and interesting things in speeches, but Clevelanders know him to be rather shady.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

What's with Kucinich and the zombie indictment? What did I miss?

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

I second you on Kucinich.

[gillen.livejournal.com]

1. A nuclear warhead

2. Peggy Lee's "Is That All There Is?"

3. Fairuza Balk

[sabotabby]

He has been fighting zombies lately. It amuses me.

[sabotabby]

Okay, here's my thing on Kucinich. I think the impeachment play was brilliant. Not because it's going to work—it's going to get him laughed out of Congress. But why? Nothing he's said, as far as I know, is false. Bush has the lowest approval rating ever. Most Americans want out of Iraq. If you put down all the facts, your average working stiff would be like, "Huh, yeah, I can see a case for that."

And yet it's still going to fail like a giant sinking failboat, thus illustrating how entirely unresponsive and undemocratic the American political system is, even when individuals within in are well-meaning. I don't know if he actually intended that, but it's awesome nevertheless.

But if he's just faking the balls of steel thing, I think I can still outrun him.

[bcholmes.livejournal.com]

Can I take Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick?

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Dennis Kucinich has always been that awesome, I think. As someone pointed out, though, they would never elect a vegetarian president here.

(Where "that awesome" means "awesome enough to be one of the two or perhaps three people ever to make me think that perhaps occasionally representative democracy doesn't necessitate the corruption of the representatives in all things". I have no doubt that if I lived in Cleveland I would know a lot of counterexamples, though.)

(Nye Bevan and Tony Benn, in case you were asking.)

[marnanel.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to say "fnar!" here?

[simienwolf.livejournal.com]

That would be my song, too. It's perfect! Singing along to it makes me feel like the Master. :D