Public Service Announcement
Jul. 19th, 2007 07:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabotabbyIt has come to my attention that some people are suffering from a case of both mistaken identity and trollishness, and seem to think that ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zingerella and I are the same person (and furthermore, that I am in the habit of banning trolls after their first comment).
Z. has already examined the evidence disputing this theory here, but I thought that expanding in chart format might also help:
I hope this clears up the issue somewhat. If you'd like the pleasure of getting mocked and then banned by me (and who wouldn't? I have been taking troll-baiting lessons, and I was pretty good to begin with!), it's best to make those requests in a journal, community, or blog where I am able to rob you of your ZOMG FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
zingerella and I are the same person (and furthermore, that I am in the habit of banning trolls after their first comment). Z. has already examined the evidence disputing this theory here, but I thought that expanding in chart format might also help:
| Sabotabby | Zingerella | |
| Quirky feline sidekick | Marinetti | Luna |
| Superpower | Making art | Dancing |
| Impressive culinary feat | Chickpea curry | Queer vegan rainbow cookies |
| How to make her sing | Get her drunk | She actually does it willingly |
| Get her mad and she'll... | March around with a placard | Write to Olivia Chow |
| Preferred method of troll disposal | Lengthy flamewars, gratutious cat photos, public mockery, and !mod action sequence! tags | Polite disagreement, followed by public mockery |
| Can ban your sorry ass from... | The Antisocial Socialist, Free Palestine, PunkAssBlog | Zabaglione and Zeitgeist, This Crazy Industry |
I hope this clears up the issue somewhat. If you'd like the pleasure of getting mocked and then banned by me (and who wouldn't? I have been taking troll-baiting lessons, and I was pretty good to begin with!), it's best to make those requests in a journal, community, or blog where I am able to rob you of your ZOMG FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
