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[sabotabby]

This wouldn't be considered a good dream for normal people, but by my standards, it was pretty tame.



A zombie epidemic had broken out. I somehow managed to orchestrate a dramatic escape for a bunch of people on two tourist buses.

The vast majority of people in the band of survivors on my bus were middle-aged Jewish pacifists whom I'd rescued from a protest. We were having a really nice time making sure that the food we raided was distributed in an egalitarian manner, from each according to her ability. Everyone was pretty happy with my leadership skills for once, as the vast majority of activists don't make zombie escape plans, and I clearly had.

Except that when we grouped together with the other bus, there were a few of the unsavory characters one finds in zombie movies, including a guy who wanted to rape me. As we stopped in a zombie-free area to distribute food, he grabbed me. Everyone was too absorbed in eating to notice, and when I opened my mouth to scream for help, none of the pacifists did anything or could even hear me.

Comments

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Dude up until the rape part that was an awesome dream. I think you would be awesome at zombie escape personally. Also I would totally of helped no matter how hungry I was.

[sabotabby]

Even with the rape part, it was less horrifying than the vast majority of my dreams. I mean, I woke up before anything happened.

(Well, the dream the night before involved a sex scene with Pros Arch characters which, if nothing else, was hilarious. But usually the dreams I remember are pretty awful.)

I wish I remembered the Grand Theft Tourist Bus part in more detail, because everyone in the dream seemed to agree that it was badass.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

I would've enjoyed seeing that too.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Also I want to steal your shoot them in the head icon.

[sabotabby]

You can do that. It's from A Softer World.

[corwin77.livejournal.com]

Awesome I will use it for zombie posts. Like todays Zombie News.

[deanarae.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I had a dream involving some variety of undead last night two. These were skeletons on a school bus. They fleshed out gradually as the bus descended a mountain.

[sabotabby]

Oh nice!

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

I get quite a lot of zombie dreams. And I used to have a regular series of dreams in which Anthony Stewart Head and I met eyes across a crowded room and realized we were soulmates, then we'd spend a certain amount of the dream trying to avoid people and hook up together, and just before we went off to have hot steamy sex, zombies would invade. Again and again and again.

[sabotabby]

That is a frustrating dream. Although I would like to fight zombies with Anthony Stewart Head almost as much as I would like to have sex with him. Well, I don't think it's an "or" question, really.

[misslynx.livejournal.com]

OK, in my personal plan for a zombie apocalypse, you are now in charge of food acquisition and distribution among the survivors.

And foxesdaughter and her axe are in charge of fending off would-be rapists while you're attending to that.

(Don't know if you know her, but she's a longtime friend of mine, and sort of a Nice Viking Lady. Complete with axe.)