The lulz continue
Oct. 29th, 2011 10:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The Honourable Foul-Mouthed Wifebeater has outsourced the production of his business cards to his family's printing company. This was clearly done in a fiscally conservative move to cut the grav—
Oh, no, never mind. It cost taxpayers four times as much and has gold and embossed lettering on it.

The Honourable Wife-Beater's cards compared to the cards of the ordinary mortal, Josh Matlow. Taxpayers spent 7 cents for each of the first 15,000 cards and 6.2 cents each for another 5,600. Last December, Councillor Josh Matlow's office paid 1.6 cents for each of his business cards produced in-house by the city's printing office.
All that, and they made a mistake on the card! Don't they know who he is, bitches? Fortunately, I fixed it for them. Here, Honourable Wife-Beater! You can have the business cards I designed for you free of charge because I'm not actually interested in shaking down the people of this good city for their last penny:

Oh, no, never mind. It cost taxpayers four times as much and has gold and embossed lettering on it.

The Honourable Wife-Beater's cards compared to the cards of the ordinary mortal, Josh Matlow. Taxpayers spent 7 cents for each of the first 15,000 cards and 6.2 cents each for another 5,600. Last December, Councillor Josh Matlow's office paid 1.6 cents for each of his business cards produced in-house by the city's printing office.
All that, and they made a mistake on the card! Don't they know who he is, bitches? Fortunately, I fixed it for them. Here, Honourable Wife-Beater! You can have the business cards I designed for you free of charge because I'm not actually interested in shaking down the people of this good city for their last penny:

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Date: 2011-10-29 06:21 pm (UTC)This reminds me a lot of a certain Foreign Minister who recently paid extra for gold-embossed, non-standard business cards.
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Date: 2011-10-29 11:32 pm (UTC)but holy shit he is an asshole. please can we ship him to Mars? He can have air and everything. A whole self-sustaining colony. I will make Tony Stark build it. There will be trees, and a biodome.
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Date: 2011-10-30 03:33 am (UTC)There should be a monorail, too.
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Date: 2011-10-30 03:31 am (UTC)I can't (ok, can) believe that he got a vanity phone number that spells out his name!! It would make much more sense if the mayoral office's phone number remained the same over the years.
What a tool.
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