Some Friday frivolity

[sabotabby]

Shamelessly stolen from jvmatucha:

There is an evil alternate universe according to Star Trek.

1. How does your evil altenate self differ in appearance? (Added goatee? Exposed midrift? Taller hair? More tattoos? )

2. What does your evil alternate universe self do for a living?

3. How would your friends/family/coworkers respond to your evil alternate universe self when they were transported to this universe and took over your place?

Comments

[neko-zoi.livejournal.com]

1. More muscle, less fat, good haircut, dressed like a pimp - you have to stay fit and cool to be evil enough in that world.

2. Works in an office

3. "Oh finally you are growing up!"

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

I believe that I'm the evil alternate. :)

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

I wondered aloud to my friend Donald, "I wonder if I have an evil twin?"

"Maybe you're the evil twin!" he said. :O

[agatharuncible.livejournal.com]

Is our evil self supposed to be similar to us and just evil, or completely different?

1. Wears a monocle, has boots with taller heels than mine.

2. Phone psychic.

3. They wouldn't notice much of a difference until it was too late.

[joxn.livejournal.com]

According to a friend, alternate-universe evil me is clean-shaven and used his math skills for an evil hedge fund, then moved to an island nation and set himself up with some abused cabin boys.

Hopefully my friends, family, and co-workers would turn me in.

[eboniorchid.livejournal.com]

1. Designs cut into my mostly (as now) shorn hair. A lot of suits and leather and leather suits. Dress shoes (mens as now) or boots. A special symbol and/or key on a long chain.

2. Lawyer. Professional coercion expert, a la blackmail and framing. Instead of helpinvg ppl because I'm nice, I'd help people who can pay me.

3. Glad I was a lawyer, a bit worried about my appearance. My mother will, as always, try to get me to wear lighter colors. Everyone else would think I looked very hot but didn't seem like a very nice person. ;)

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

1. Crew cut hair; no beard, except perhaps for a soul patch under my/their lip.

2. Formerly a nuclear and exotic weapons designer, now running trading bots for a hedge fund.

3. Friends and family would probably ostracize them (except perhaps my father, who would recognize them as his true son). My "co-workers" would lick their chops, because their experience of hedge fund managers is that they are really lousy poker players.

[curgoth]

1. Dresses in a lot of white. Had military tattoos that have since been lasered off.
2. Professional assassin.
3. He freaks everyone out because he fakes normal too well to be me.

And then he realizes that he's a trained killer in a world where he has a perfectly clean identity, and no past for anyone to dig up. And he walks off between the raindrops.

[jvmatucha.livejournal.com]

1. - Gray hair, white suit, and obligatory goatee. Cigarette holder in coat pocket though I never use it.

2. - NRA lobbyist with ties to factory farming and the toy gun industry, as well as in a polygamous marriage with Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann.

3. - Confused, at first, and most likely under the impression that I was staging an elaborate hoax. After a few of them figured it out, the Enterprise guards would wrestle me into the brig.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Full sleeve of tattoos. Better shape. Wears wifebeaters. Wears subtle 3" lifts because you can be evil and still want to be taller.

2. Evil me works in advertising.

3. Everyone would wonder how I stopped being neurotic about every goddamn thing.

[mistersmearcase.livejournal.com]

Accidentally posted mine anonymously.

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

1. It's a blonde Barbiedoll, as in Battlestar Galactica

2. Kill other beings for fun, using gas and concrete

3. I'd be glad if someone noticed a difference, I do colour my hair monday for this singular purpose

In fact, I believe my real, ideal self is elsewhere doing altruistic things for no money in a non-demiurg not quite as dilettantly cooked world-kit (copyright Gary Larson) where there is none. Meanwhile, God is watching, clenching his fists, doing nothing. He has bought himself a new grey three-piece suit to talk to the devil, I notice.

[rinue.livejournal.com]

1. Probably very long fingernails, acrylic ones with square edges and jewels on them. (I've played piano since forever, so I can't stand having nails past my fingertips. Therefore, it must be EVIL.) And a big intimidating face scar, almost certainly from evil me accidentally scratching herself with her fingernails.

2. Sales.

3. Shown the door immediately, but then hired by another department in a low-level henchman type role so she's constantly lurking in the background and/or just outside of windows.

[radiumhead.livejournal.com]

1. He has blue skin, blonde hair & a blonde beard
2. He murders people for fun.
3. They would run away.

[ironed_orchid]

1. Black hair and wears high heels
2. English teacher.
3. They'd think I'd given in to the inevitable.

[elsewhereangel.livejournal.com]

1. Eyepatch
2. Theft but in some sort of slanted/skewed way.
3. I'm not sure that they would notice, actually.

[mendaciloquent.livejournal.com]

1. Mustache, cologne, clad in expensive outdoor gear.

2. Cattle rancher, rural developer, motivational speaker.

3. Kids would be in boarding school. Wife and family would have to talk to my lawyers.