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Shorter Rob Ford: "I am so sincerely sorry that I got caught."
Another good twist: The Honourable Wife-Beater hired a hacker to destroy the crack tape.
This is totally my favourite, though. Faced with irrefutable proof that the Laughable Bumblefuck smoked crack, hung out with gangbangers, and lied about it all, his other head, Dougie, goes on the attack, calling for police chief Bill Blair to step down.
Note: Bill Blair should have stepped down over the G20 debacle and almost certainly covered up evidence to protect the Fords in the past. It's one of those situations that I really enjoy in fiction where both sides are really evil and you are rooting for them both to destroy each other in the most bombastic possible explosion.
God this is good. I love living in Toronto.

Another good twist: The Honourable Wife-Beater hired a hacker to destroy the crack tape.
This is totally my favourite, though. Faced with irrefutable proof that the Laughable Bumblefuck smoked crack, hung out with gangbangers, and lied about it all, his other head, Dougie, goes on the attack, calling for police chief Bill Blair to step down.
Note: Bill Blair should have stepped down over the G20 debacle and almost certainly covered up evidence to protect the Fords in the past. It's one of those situations that I really enjoy in fiction where both sides are really evil and you are rooting for them both to destroy each other in the most bombastic possible explosion.
God this is good. I love living in Toronto.

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Date: 2013-11-06 06:18 am (UTC)I got to hear the first reaction from him on the way into work (the "Yeah, I probably did but I don't remember the details because I was in one of my drunken stupors" one--also the one with "Lol u guys totally didn't ask the right questions back in May haha" and "It's in the past so let's just move on"), and then the much more contrite, obviously scripted statement while I was making a Timmy's run on my break. The disparity between the two was pretty hilarious, and while I abhor "American-style mud-slinging" in politics, come election time, I hope the other candidates sling the shit outta that first one lol.