Quoted for posterity

[sabotabby]

I DEMAND that his last act as mayor be to whip out a hat and a cane and yell "The Aristocrats!" — culpster

Comments

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I now have to clean coffee off my laptop.

[sabotabby]

I had to clean coffee and a terrified cat off my laptop when I read that.

Oh my, yes!

[ed-rex.livejournal.com]

Damn, but I wish I'd said that!

[sabotabby]

Me too.

Like I seriously think that's the best statement anyone has made about Toronto politics, bar none.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

A++ would lol again

[sabotabby]

Truth.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

OMFG that would be epic. It would not ever amend for anything he did wrong, but at least he could finally unite people in laughter for one second.

[sabotabby]

I might forgive a lot tbh.

One of my Facebook friends has a hard-on for mayoral contender John Tory and keeps posting about how awesome he is. You can guess by his last name exactly how much I like him. But it's reminded me that having an incompetent assclown for mayor is superior to some other possibilities, like having a competent politician working hard to turn the city into a neoliberal dystopia.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Better the Bush you know than the Kerry you don't.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

We need one of them change.org petition thingies!

[sabotabby]

YES.

[whatifoundthere.livejournal.com]

AMAZERBEAMS.

[sabotabby]

YES.

(Also hahaha your icon.)

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

retweet

[sabotabby]

You should.

[threeliesforone.livejournal.com]

I did. Couldn't NOT.

BEST.

[gansje.livejournal.com]

I love you. No, seriously.

[sabotabby]

Hey, I'm just repeating stuff from my awesome friends. But thanks.