Be prepared!

[sabotabby]

I almost hope someone tells me to "just breathe" or "stay positive" today so that I can punch them in the fucking face.

Comments

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

What if they say "hold your breath" or "punch me in the face"?

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Apologies for the facetiousness, now that I realize it was.

[sabotabby]

Hah, no apologies needed.

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

Do it, film it, and let us enjoy it almost as much as you did.

[sabotabby]

Fortunately, the opportunity did not arise. Though there was one that was nearly as good that I'll post in a sec.

[marrythebed.livejournal.com]

Looking forward to reading it in two seconds :)

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry my fist exhaled on your face. :)

[sabotabby]

OOOOPS

[lienne.livejournal.com]

I am hearing Scar singing in my head now jsyk

<3

[sabotabby]

Sorry not sorry

[apperception.livejournal.com]

be mindful, sabs

[sabotabby]

I should put on some Lululemon pants and sit with a pile of rocks on the beach, shouldn't I?

[jackspryte.livejournal.com]

Or the one I get lately is "remember you are creating your own world" bullshit.

So I guess this rain falling on my head only gets me wet if I want it to?

[sabotabby]

You know that state of development where a kid doesn't perceive other people/reality as separate from itself?

It's like there's an entire generation that never got past that.

[jackspryte.livejournal.com]

I get that we can make our own hell or heaven but seriously people get a fucking clue. That message of "create your own world" isn't meant to be taken literally to the exclusion of reality.