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[sabotabby]

It's come to my attention that I haven't posted in an eternity (read, a few days) and some people were wondering if I had died or not. I have not died. I am a bit busy for awhile, and international news has been far too depressing to write about lately, so talk amongst yourselves.

Open thread; please post as historical and/or fictional people only.

P.S. If you're in Toronto, check out the Toronto Arab Film Festival, July 20–24.

Comments

[groovitude.livejournal.com]

Exanimate? That cat looks tranquilized.

[emak-bakia.livejournal.com]

for a free serbia and an end to austrian oppression!

--gavrilo princip

[lovableatheist.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! Why? Why did you have to kill me? Ooooooh!
-- ghost of Franz Ferdinand

[emak-bakia.livejournal.com]

really, do i have to explain it to you? you've kept the slavic people under the YOKE OF TYRANNY for far too long! and it is obvious to all that there is not enough room in this world for your IMPERIAL MOUSTACHE and my FREEDOM FIGHTER PERV 'STACHE!

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

More importantly, why did a shitty scottish band name itself after my son? gang of four was so much better.

- Franz Joseph I

ps why is mustache so hardcore? I can't even fathom how hardcore it is.

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

arrgghhh, nephew. being dead fucks up your memory, see. and not enough coffee.

-Franz Joseph I

[sabotabby]

You capitalist pig-dogs with your mustaches are bloody amateurs.

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

I kill 20 men with better beards than you before breakfast.

-Franz Joseph I

[emak-bakia.livejournal.com]

your full-on LAMBCHOP/HANDLEBAR/REVERSE GOUTEE/SIDEBURN/IMPERIAL 'STACHE is vastly superior to my FREEDOM FIGHTER PERV 'STACHE. i have no other option than to bow down and accept the hapsburg facial hair supremacy over the slavic people. my only hope is that you, in your infinite facial hirsute-ness, can spare our simple people the tyranny of the FU MANCHU/SOUL PATCH!



--your humble servant, gavrilo

[polywob.livejournal.com]

Wait. Just Wait. So have you died?

Oh right. Next sentence. You have not. Cool.

Incidentally, the funniest thing to me on the day of the London Incident (you know what I mean unless you're smart enough to avoid all news whatsoever) is when New Yorkers were warned to Watch For Any Unusual Behavior On The Subway.

Uhhhhh...have you, like, ever been on a New York Subway?

So, like, if the guy who talks to himself loudly and swears at me randomly suddenly stops, should I report THAT to Homeland Security? And what about the mysterious lack of the smell of urine?

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

"What the bloody fuck is going on around here!?"

-Teddy 'Mutha-Fucka' Roosevelt.