Put on your tinfoil hats!

I feel like hiding in a bowl where no one can see me. (Hat tip: constintina) But seaya has asked me to review this site: BarryChamish.com, and I must oblige, because the world must know the truth.

This is a very informative site. Like most of you, I thought that Yitzak Rabin was assassinated by a wacko zealot named Yigal Amir. But it turns out this is not the case. As Mr. Chamish asserts: "Barry Chamish and David Rutstein, both residents of Israel, state unequivocally that Shimon Peres ordered the murder of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin of blessed memory and NO ONE SUES US!" (This means that it must be true, because you know what Jews are like with lawsuits.) Anyway, our friend Barry is risking his life to bring us this sort of information, but They haven't sued him (except for this guy). Good to know.

You'd think that, since it's been over a decade since Rabin's assassination and since a great many other people have died in the meantime, we don't need to care all that much, but you'd be wrong. In fact, Shimon Peres didn't just kill Yitzak Rabin. He's a serial killer—and he's still at it!

According to Barry, Peres has also killed Ariel Sharon (even though he's technically not dead), John F. Kennedy Jr., Ofra Haza, and Wayne Owens. He's also up to some suspicious things involving ringworms. (Barry is suspiciously silent on whether Peres has killed any Palestinians.)

Just like David Icke...



Anyway, I did some research of my own, and I found out that Peres is actually responsible for killing pretty much everybody. Here is my evidence (like Barry, I'm mostly relying on badly Photoshopped graphics to prove my point):

( OMZOG! )

What more proof do you need?

Speaking of shitty websites, seaya also brought Internet '96 to my attention.

Please open your window to the width of this line of text.

EDIT: Speaking of tinfoil hats, click this link or I'll eat your children. (Hat tip: eclecticmagpie.)

Put on your tinfoil hats!

I feel like hiding in a bowl where no one can see me. (Hat tip: constintina) But seaya has asked me to review this site: BarryChamish.com, and I must oblige, because the world must know the truth.

This is a very informative site. Like most of you, I thought that Yitzak Rabin was assassinated by a wacko zealot named Yigal Amir. But it turns out this is not the case. As Mr. Chamish asserts: "Barry Chamish and David Rutstein, both residents of Israel, state unequivocally that Shimon Peres ordered the murder of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin of blessed memory and NO ONE SUES US!" (This means that it must be true, because you know what Jews are like with lawsuits.) Anyway, our friend Barry is risking his life to bring us this sort of information, but They haven't sued him (except for this guy). Good to know.

You'd think that, since it's been over a decade since Rabin's assassination and since a great many other people have died in the meantime, we don't need to care all that much, but you'd be wrong. In fact, Shimon Peres didn't just kill Yitzak Rabin. He's a serial killer—and he's still at it!

According to Barry, Peres has also killed Ariel Sharon (even though he's technically not dead), John F. Kennedy Jr., Ofra Haza, and Wayne Owens. He's also up to some suspicious things involving ringworms. (Barry is suspiciously silent on whether Peres has killed any Palestinians.)

Just like David Icke...



Anyway, I did some research of my own, and I found out that Peres is actually responsible for killing pretty much everybody. Here is my evidence (like Barry, I'm mostly relying on badly Photoshopped graphics to prove my point):

( OMZOG! )

What more proof do you need?

Speaking of shitty websites, seaya also brought Internet '96 to my attention.

Please open your window to the width of this line of text.

EDIT: Speaking of tinfoil hats, click this link or I'll eat your children. (Hat tip: eclecticmagpie.)