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The federal government won't be making any announcements on the future of Vancouver's safe-injection site or AIDS funding this week because the issue is "too politicized."

Oh, I'm sorry. The fact that AIDS is decimating an entire fucking continent is too political for Harper. KS lesions and pneumonia are too political. That Canada reneged on its promise to send generic drugs to the Third World is too political. 40.3 million people worldwide are living with AIDS but let's not do anything about that because it's too political.

My suggestion is that we make it a bit more political by turfing this douchebag of a chimprime minister from office. He deserves worse, but I wouldn't wish AIDS on anyone.

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The federal government won't be making any announcements on the future of Vancouver's safe-injection site or AIDS funding this week because the issue is "too politicized."

Oh, I'm sorry. The fact that AIDS is decimating an entire fucking continent is too political for Harper. KS lesions and pneumonia are too political. That Canada reneged on its promise to send generic drugs to the Third World is too political. 40.3 million people worldwide are living with AIDS but let's not do anything about that because it's too political.

My suggestion is that we make it a bit more political by turfing this douchebag of a chimprime minister from office. He deserves worse, but I wouldn't wish AIDS on anyone.

kitten

In the old days, before the invention of this series of tubes that we call teh intarwebs, communication was far more difficult. For example, I would have said unto you: "Verily, today mine eyes beheld the most wondrous kitten." (And by you, I mean those of you within shouting distance.)

And would you have replied, "O sabotabby, tell me of this fair beastie!"

And then I would have wasted an enormous amount of time describing unto you the kitten's diminutive stature, the magnitude of her yellow eyes, her most delectable pink nose, and her paws upon which were bestowed a most unusual number of toes. By the end of this description I would have still failed to convey the astonishing cuteness of the kitten.

Fortunately, we live in an information age, and I can just ( do this. )

kitten

In the old days, before the invention of this series of tubes that we call teh intarwebs, communication was far more difficult. For example, I would have said unto you: "Verily, today mine eyes beheld the most wondrous kitten." (And by you, I mean those of you within shouting distance.)

And would you have replied, "O sabotabby, tell me of this fair beastie!"

And then I would have wasted an enormous amount of time describing unto you the kitten's diminutive stature, the magnitude of her yellow eyes, her most delectable pink nose, and her paws upon which were bestowed a most unusual number of toes. By the end of this description I would have still failed to convey the astonishing cuteness of the kitten.

Fortunately, we live in an information age, and I can just ( do this. )