Red Dawn, Part III

I'm in an awful mood, but I thought that posting the rest of this might cheer me up. Or at least make you guys laugh.

Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.

( Mission accomplished—almost! )

That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.

Red Dawn, Part III

I'm in an awful mood, but I thought that posting the rest of this might cheer me up. Or at least make you guys laugh.

Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.

( Mission accomplished—almost! )

That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.