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Red Dawn, Part III
Dec. 20th, 2007 02:34 pmI'm in an awful mood, but I thought that posting the rest of this might cheer me up. Or at least make you guys laugh.
Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.
( Mission accomplished—almost! )
That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.
Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.
( Mission accomplished—almost! )
That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.
Red Dawn, Part III
Dec. 20th, 2007 02:34 pmI'm in an awful mood, but I thought that posting the rest of this might cheer me up. Or at least make you guys laugh.
Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.
( Mission accomplished—almost! )
That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.
Part I, Part II, and now the conclusion. When we left off, the Wolverines had gained some hardcore girls and a downed fighter pilot, blown up the Worst Gulag Ever, and were well into following in the footsteps of those other great Cold Warriors, the mujahadeen. But as they say, it's all fun and games until someone loses a Soviet-American Friendship Center.
( Mission accomplished—almost! )
That's all, folks! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, and remember: It's okay when we're the ones doing it.
Red Dawn, Part II
Dec. 19th, 2007 10:58 amWho's up for another installment? Part I is here.
When we last left Our Heroes, they had made a narrow escape from the Town From Which No One Escapes using a clever scene change. They're on their way up to the mountains to AVEEEEEENGE Daddy Eckert, now trapped in the Worst Gulag Ever. but first, let's stop in on Mr. and Mrs. Mason, some random old codgers who, for plot reasons, seem to be the only people completely unaffected by the Cuban-Soviet occupation.
( Freedom isn't free )
Next up: The thrilling conclusion! And a snot bubble.
When we last left Our Heroes, they had made a narrow escape from the Town From Which No One Escapes using a clever scene change. They're on their way up to the mountains to AVEEEEEENGE Daddy Eckert, now trapped in the Worst Gulag Ever. but first, let's stop in on Mr. and Mrs. Mason, some random old codgers who, for plot reasons, seem to be the only people completely unaffected by the Cuban-Soviet occupation.
( Freedom isn't free )
Next up: The thrilling conclusion! And a snot bubble.
Red Dawn, Part II
Dec. 19th, 2007 10:58 amWho's up for another installment? Part I is here.
When we last left Our Heroes, they had made a narrow escape from the Town From Which No One Escapes using a clever scene change. They're on their way up to the mountains to AVEEEEEENGE Daddy Eckert, now trapped in the Worst Gulag Ever. but first, let's stop in on Mr. and Mrs. Mason, some random old codgers who, for plot reasons, seem to be the only people completely unaffected by the Cuban-Soviet occupation.
( Freedom isn't free )
Next up: The thrilling conclusion! And a snot bubble.
When we last left Our Heroes, they had made a narrow escape from the Town From Which No One Escapes using a clever scene change. They're on their way up to the mountains to AVEEEEEENGE Daddy Eckert, now trapped in the Worst Gulag Ever. but first, let's stop in on Mr. and Mrs. Mason, some random old codgers who, for plot reasons, seem to be the only people completely unaffected by the Cuban-Soviet occupation.
( Freedom isn't free )
Next up: The thrilling conclusion! And a snot bubble.
Red Dawn, Part I
Dec. 18th, 2007 11:17 amI was all excited to post a parody of Red Dawn, but it was harder to write than I thought it would be. As it turns out, the movie itself is a parody and there's nothing that I could write that would be funnier than a bunch of high school kids taking on the Red Army using hunting rifles and snappy action movie dialogue.
This said, I'll do my best. For some of you, this will be a trip down memory lane. Maybe others among you have never seen this fantastic movie, and this will encourage you to rent it. Anyway, throw on some popcorn, pour yourself a Stoli, and enjoy!
It's 1984. The U.S. has decided that among the biggest threats to its empire is the small, poor country of Nicaragua, so it has illegally mined Nicaragua's harbour and funded some drug-dealing terrorists to overthrow its government. The Russians are deep in an Afghan quagmire and the U.S. happily supports heroic Cold War freedom-fighter Osama bin Laden. Reagan has won the election, wetting the panties of reactionary chickenhawks everywhere. But director John Milius has a grim view of the near future, and wants to warn us of what might happen if we don't bomb Cuba now now now!
( Ready? Let's roll! )
Next up: Girls, guns, and liquor!
This said, I'll do my best. For some of you, this will be a trip down memory lane. Maybe others among you have never seen this fantastic movie, and this will encourage you to rent it. Anyway, throw on some popcorn, pour yourself a Stoli, and enjoy!
It's 1984. The U.S. has decided that among the biggest threats to its empire is the small, poor country of Nicaragua, so it has illegally mined Nicaragua's harbour and funded some drug-dealing terrorists to overthrow its government. The Russians are deep in an Afghan quagmire and the U.S. happily supports heroic Cold War freedom-fighter Osama bin Laden. Reagan has won the election, wetting the panties of reactionary chickenhawks everywhere. But director John Milius has a grim view of the near future, and wants to warn us of what might happen if we don't bomb Cuba now now now!
( Ready? Let's roll! )
Next up: Girls, guns, and liquor!
Red Dawn, Part I
Dec. 18th, 2007 11:17 amI was all excited to post a parody of Red Dawn, but it was harder to write than I thought it would be. As it turns out, the movie itself is a parody and there's nothing that I could write that would be funnier than a bunch of high school kids taking on the Red Army using hunting rifles and snappy action movie dialogue.
This said, I'll do my best. For some of you, this will be a trip down memory lane. Maybe others among you have never seen this fantastic movie, and this will encourage you to rent it. Anyway, throw on some popcorn, pour yourself a Stoli, and enjoy!
It's 1984. The U.S. has decided that among the biggest threats to its empire is the small, poor country of Nicaragua, so it has illegally mined Nicaragua's harbour and funded some drug-dealing terrorists to overthrow its government. The Russians are deep in an Afghan quagmire and the U.S. happily supports heroic Cold War freedom-fighter Osama bin Laden. Reagan has won the election, wetting the panties of reactionary chickenhawks everywhere. But director John Milius has a grim view of the near future, and wants to warn us of what might happen if we don't bomb Cuba now now now!
( Ready? Let's roll! )
Next up: Girls, guns, and liquor!
This said, I'll do my best. For some of you, this will be a trip down memory lane. Maybe others among you have never seen this fantastic movie, and this will encourage you to rent it. Anyway, throw on some popcorn, pour yourself a Stoli, and enjoy!
It's 1984. The U.S. has decided that among the biggest threats to its empire is the small, poor country of Nicaragua, so it has illegally mined Nicaragua's harbour and funded some drug-dealing terrorists to overthrow its government. The Russians are deep in an Afghan quagmire and the U.S. happily supports heroic Cold War freedom-fighter Osama bin Laden. Reagan has won the election, wetting the panties of reactionary chickenhawks everywhere. But director John Milius has a grim view of the near future, and wants to warn us of what might happen if we don't bomb Cuba now now now!
( Ready? Let's roll! )
Next up: Girls, guns, and liquor!
