Off with their heads!

So the scum-sucking welfare cases are coming to Canada (skipping Toronto, of course, where they run the risk of being righteously pelted by eggs). The taxpayer will be footing the bill. Our illustrious Prime Minister has yet to announce how many of our hard-earned dollars will be spent pampering these leeches, but in 2009, it cost $2.9 million for them to holiday on our soil.

I humbly propose a few better uses for this $2.9 million.

• A year's childcare for approximately 200 Ontario families
• Housing for a year for around 200 low-income people in Toronto
• A year's income for 280 people on disability benefits
• Increase the TTC budget so that maybe the buses don't fall apart
• Enough guillotines to rid us of this irritating drain on the public purse

(I can't seem to find a guillotine for sale, so I can't be specific about the last part. I suppose, in a pinch, a dirty basement and a Bolshevik firing squad would also do nicely.)