I say!

Jan. 23rd, 2012 06:58 pm
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (monocleyay)
Allow me to opine, if I might, on the deplorable state of the White workingman in our former colonies. With the abandonment of such venerable institutions such as the poorhouse and indentured servitude, it is apparent to all men of standing that the lower classes have forgotten both their place and their manners, and have become a species as alien to their betters as the Chinaman from the Orient.

Of late, the anarchist subversives have found sympathetic ears and blame the disparity between their sort and the propertied classes on the distant and uncaring attitudes of said propertied classes, but any man of decent breeding and education will recognize the treasonous mendacity of these statements. The problem, as always, lies in the moral degeneracy of the labouring classes. It may be illustrated in the poor habits of these unfortunates, who would sooner attend a cockfight or den of iniquity than a church pew.

I speak only of the White labourer. While it is true that the depravity of the Negro is an affront to our civilization, the affairs of the lesser races do not concern us. No, good sirs, it is the White workingman whose piteous plight I shall examine below.

Matrimony: In my day, a good number of Whites were married. It is most troublesome that, while gentlefolk continue to marry, the poors are content to engage in vice outside of the sanction of the Church.

Bastardry: The labouring classes continue to breed, whether joined in holy matrimony or otherwise. The result of this licentiousness, naturally, is a teeming mass of bastards living in squalid conditions in the slums, a problem compounded by misguided Child Labour laws that forbid factory owners from putting these unwanted wretches to work. Few among the fairer sex have even the common decency to perish in childbirth.

Industriousness: It seems to me that the poors in my day were a good bit more industrious. Why, in my sawmill, they would labour a good 16 hours a day for five shillings! There were never any complaints. When one of my employees severed a finger in his machine, he plugged the bleeding stump with cotton and kept on working, lest he be docked half an hour’s pay. The workingman of today expects a lunch, and even basic safety standards, and denied these, will kick up his feet and refused to work at all.

Crime: Possessing no industriousness, the workingman has become indistinguishable from the criminal rabble. It is my studied observation that the rate of crime is greater in the slum neighbourhoods of the labourer than it is in the estates of the gentry.

Devoutness: The workingman will no longer listen to his betters, or to the Good Book. Many labourers have ceased to attend church altogether. It is clear that the dire predicament of the lower classes owes much to the paucity of their prayers.

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In my day, the workingman and the gentleman were not so different. While we lived in mansions and they in crowded tenement houses, and while they were far more likely to perish of consumption, the fabric of our great civilization remained intact. The degeneracy of the upper classes may, I daresay, also contribute to the cleaving of our social order; a good many of them have adopted curious habits no doubt borrowed from nefarious foreign influences. This lapse of judgment is most apparent in their exotic victuals, such as yoghurt and muesli.

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What is the cause of this state of affairs? While the Whigs may lay blame squarely on the avarice of the aristocrat and businessman, it remains self-evident to any right-thinking gentleman that, rather, it is the workingman who is to blame for his own predicament. His decline has been aided by the folly of the suffragettes and reformers. His soul is in desperate need of salvation, a salvation that can be brought about only by the grace and wisdom of his betters. We must shun him for his vices and, in doing so, lead him back to the bosom of the Church. Only in doing so may our beloved colonies be redeemed.


Charles Murray on the "New American Divide." I may have paraphrased a bit.
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (march)


I wish I were in New York.

Related: We are the 99%

Whenever I think about capitalist economics—really think about it, at its most basic—it blows me away. To think that we (collective we, not this particular corner of the internet) can't possibly conceive of an alternative. To think that angry mobs with torches and pitchforks are the exception rather than the rule. If one thinks about wealth distribution and is not immediately enraged (and I say this as a person who benefits far more than I suffer from the system), one isn't thinking hard enough.
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (guy fawkes)
There are few things, to my mind, so blatantly offensive as monarchism. I simply cannot get my head around it as a concept. It is intellectually unjustifiable to the point of being almost surreal, a blight that, every so often, stands stark against the noble, if flawed, ideals of progression, reason, and secular humanism. I ought to be reminded of it every time I pay for something, but it takes a media spectacle for the offense to truly hit home.

The wedding of the scum-sucking parasites is just a clusterfuck of everything distasteful, politically and aesthetically: wealth disparity, inherited prestige and income, imperialism, patriarchy, celebrity culture. The police, paid overtime by hardworking taxpayers, protect the bloated lordlings from the rage of young people deprived by austerity measures of the future they'd expected. Wastefulness, pure wastefulness. It's disgusting. Every time I turn on the news, I feel like I need to take a long shower afterward.

Were I a different sort of person, I would ask if there were some sort of Firefox add-on I could get to screen mentions of the spectacle like the Charlie Sheen blocker. But that would not spare me from newspapers or the CBC. And, admittedly, there's a part of me that just thrives on the outrage, as though the burning wrongness of a worldview that allows the remnants of feudalism to persist even in this supposedly enlightened age becomes a white-hot, perpetual fire crumbling any remaining vestiges of tolerance or compromise in my worldview.
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (gunfight at carnegie hall)
If you're content with the world, what's wrong with you? Here's a round-up of the latest news stories that have gotten me in a righteous fury.

How is Gaddafi still allowed to talk? Seriously, a muzzle is the least of what should happen to him. The protesters are being manipulated by al-Qaeda. The protesters are all on drugs. You know what's probably influencing the protesters? The fact that you're a giant douche. Also, you sound like Bush.

And surprise, Al Jazeera's signal got jammed. Looks like Al Jazeera is on it, at least.

A Gallup poll found that 61% of Americans are against taking away collective bargaining rights. That's good news! The bad news is that FOX, unhappy with this result, reported it a little differently.

In case we needed a reminder that Koch and his Teabagger minions are evil.

I guess you guys heard about the Planned Parenthood thing already. I'm still angry about it, though.

You can rape a woman in Manitoba and get away with it, as long as she's wearing a tube top. Can I get away with punching that judge in the face because his mustache was totally asking for it?

This is kind of funny, actually. The U.S. Army paid for a team of soldiers to lobby Congress. Psychically. I would only ever join an army under two conditions: 1) a clear case of just war, like the Spanish Civil War, and 2) I get to be in psy-ops. The latter is easy money to screw with people's heads, and I do that already, come to think of it.

Mother Jones has a great series of infographics on the wealth gap in America. You should see it.

Finally, if you want to be productive and do something about something, a labour historian at the University of Wisconsin has some suggestions for how to help the workers there.

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sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (keep calm and shoot them in the head)
So the scum-sucking welfare cases are coming to Canada (skipping Toronto, of course, where they run the risk of being righteously pelted by eggs). The taxpayer will be footing the bill. Our illustrious Prime Minister has yet to announce how many of our hard-earned dollars will be spent pampering these leeches, but in 2009, it cost $2.9 million for them to holiday on our soil.

I humbly propose a few better uses for this $2.9 million.

• A year's childcare for approximately 200 Ontario families
• Housing for a year for around 200 low-income people in Toronto
• A year's income for 280 people on disability benefits
• Increase the TTC budget so that maybe the buses don't fall apart
• Enough guillotines to rid us of this irritating drain on the public purse

(I can't seem to find a guillotine for sale, so I can't be specific about the last part. I suppose, in a pinch, a dirty basement and a Bolshevik firing squad would also do nicely.)
sabotabby: raccoon anarchy symbol (doomsday)
I am overall against capital punishment, but I make an exception in one particular circumstance: when an individual holds a leadership role in a regime that has committed unforgivable crimes against humanity. I don't believe in executing such individuals as retribution or deterrent, but as collective catharsis. One can't hang every fascist. The foot soldiers of an oppressive and anti-human regime, those too cowardly to do anything but follow orders, must generally be reintegrated with society after the regime falls, which is why torture victims in Chile at church or the grocery store sometimes look over and see their former tormentors, untouched and untroubled by the law. Thus, the society is justified in beheading the king to destroy what he represents. Mussolini got what he deserved; Pinochet ought to have. In this instance there is no chance of executing an innocent person; the condemned has already proudly declared his guilt. This is the sole circumstance under which I believe a state has the right to take a life of an individual.

I bring this up because states matter less and less these days, when we're really under the rule of gods. Don't worry, I haven't suddenly turned religious on you—I refer, of course, to immortal legal persons, to corporations. There ought to be a category of international law, similar to crimes against humanity, to represent crimes against the planet and crimes against future generations.

You can't throw BP in prison, that's all I'm saying. They used to hang horse thieves—much easier to replace a man than a horse. And it would be impossible to replace the Great Barrier Reef. There isn't punishment enough in the world to fit what these greedy bastards have done.

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