I watch awful animations so you don't have to

marnanel clearly hates me, so he sent me a link to the YouTube videos of Mike Huckabee. I didn't know that Huckabee made animation, did you? Now this knowledge can not be un-known.

Watch on YouTube

[It's here, but you shouldn't watch it.]

Naturally, no one has bothered to caption or transcribe this video, so I'll do my best, in the service of web accessibility and also so that you never need to suffer through actually watching this.

( cut to spare your brains and browser window )