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Vegan Black Metal Chef makes Pad Thai. If you could go for some Pad Thai, and also some black metal, you should watch this video. It even has bonus subtitles in case you can't make out his growling lyrics.

This guy is my new hero.

Hat tip: monster_grrrl.

Bat Vespa

I saw the absolute best ride in the city today. There was a fellow stopped at a stoplight on my way home driving a purple and gold Vespa, trimmed with lace frills, and decked out with Batman decals. He had a matching helmet I complimented him on the fabulousness of his Vespa, whereupon he replied that it was really the cape that made it.

Yep. He was also wearing a matching cape.

My day: Made. Thank you for being awesome, whoever you are, Bat Vespa Guy.