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monster_grrrl.cyborg_kitty100 clearly hates me, because she sent this piece of musical genius in my direction. Shared pain is lessened while shared lulz are multiplied. It's the entire album of Ajay Lowery's I Will Not Be Swayed.
cyborg_kitty100 has generously agreed to keep it up for a few weeks.human_loser tipped me off to the Creepy Panda Video, which I must also share.toft_froggy comes this most excellent post: A Reformation-era "How Come?" book. There are no words. You just need to read it.Q. WHerefore is it that Bastard children are ordinarily more ingenious, and more couragious then the legitimate?
A. The cause is, that being conceived by stealth, the businesse is done with an affection more particular, and ardently searching those parts which cause the child to be much more accomplished, then those which are begot with an ordinary and common affection, and sometimes languishingly; and this is the cause wherefore the ancient Bastards, that the Poets called Hero's, or demy gods, have bin esteemed Sonnes of a god, and of a mortall woman, or of a Goddesse, and of a mortall man· because of their admirable, and above humane vertue, as Hercules, Achilles, Aeneas, Romulus, and others.
Q. How comes it that Eunuches are so extreamly moyst?
A. In that their seed which they cannot thrust out, or consume by naturall heat, so well as perfect men, spreads through all their bodies, and are moyst excessively, by which they have their cheeks blowne up, and their Paps great even as women.
Q. Wherefore is it that horses and many other kind of Animals, and even men themselves pisse for company·
174 A. It is by the Sympathy of the Animal spirits, or rather that the one thinkes of the other.
toft_froggy comes this most excellent post: A Reformation-era "How Come?" book. There are no words. You just need to read it.Q. WHerefore is it that Bastard children are ordinarily more ingenious, and more couragious then the legitimate?
A. The cause is, that being conceived by stealth, the businesse is done with an affection more particular, and ardently searching those parts which cause the child to be much more accomplished, then those which are begot with an ordinary and common affection, and sometimes languishingly; and this is the cause wherefore the ancient Bastards, that the Poets called Hero's, or demy gods, have bin esteemed Sonnes of a god, and of a mortall woman, or of a Goddesse, and of a mortall man· because of their admirable, and above humane vertue, as Hercules, Achilles, Aeneas, Romulus, and others.
Q. How comes it that Eunuches are so extreamly moyst?
A. In that their seed which they cannot thrust out, or consume by naturall heat, so well as perfect men, spreads through all their bodies, and are moyst excessively, by which they have their cheeks blowne up, and their Paps great even as women.
Q. Wherefore is it that horses and many other kind of Animals, and even men themselves pisse for company·
174 A. It is by the Sympathy of the Animal spirits, or rather that the one thinkes of the other.
numb3r_5ev3n.suburbannoir, who seems to feel the same way about Christmas carols, kittens, and Communism as I do:
numb3r_5ev3n.suburbannoir, who seems to feel the same way about Christmas carols, kittens, and Communism as I do:
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