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[sabotabby]

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Vegan Black Metal Chef makes Pad Thai. If you could go for some Pad Thai, and also some black metal, you should watch this video. It even has bonus subtitles in case you can't make out his growling lyrics.

This guy is my new hero.

Hat tip: monster_grrrl.

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[theonlytwin.livejournal.com]

A LIME

IS

OPTIONAL

[sabotabby]

A LIME

IS NOT

OPTIONAL!

LIMES ARE REQUIRED!

CUT THE TOFU!

[nichtsda.livejournal.com]

I saw this the day before yesterday, all 15 minutes of it. I'm not a black metal fan, but could be if more songs were recipes.

Also, now I know why my pad thai hasn't been spot on yet: I forgot to add the power of SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Re: CUT THE TOFU!

[sabotabby]

I am rapidly getting into black metal, which is funny because it's a sharp turn away from my usual listening. (I was a metalhead as a kid, got sick of it, then had a strange kind of folk -> neo-folk -> folk metal -> black metal trajectory.)

I've never managed to make a pad thai that I've considered successful. I thought it might be the lack of fish sauce, but I think it's actually the lack of SATAAAAAAN!!!

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

This is so cool.

[sabotabby]

This is the coolest thing besides the Bat Vespa that I just posted about.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

NOW STIR YOU FOOL, LEST THE DARK ONES TAKE THE BOTTOM OF YOUR DISH!!!

Awesome(Pad Thai)sauce!

[sabotabby]

THE DARK ONES HAVE CLAIMED THE BOTTOM OF SOME OF MY DISHES IN THE PAST.

[slantedtruth.livejournal.com]

like so!

[sabotabby]

Even if your knife is not that awesome.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

May the Dark Ones always bless you with steam.

[sabotabby]

AND THE FIRE OF SATAN

[cacahuate.livejournal.com]

I don’t like metal or pad thai, yet I couldn’t look away!

[sabotabby]

I like both so this makes me incredibly happy.

[misslynx.livejournal.com]

That was indeed awesome. I think my most laugh-out-loud moments were "Fuck! I hate it when that happens!" and "Your knife doesn't even have to the this awesome." I had already been thinking, while watching before that point, that my kitchen implements are clearly not metal enough...

And now I really want some pad thai. I may have to adjust the day's plans accordingly. Though I will probably wimp out and get it from a restaurant, because I have a major fear of attempting deep frying.

Though really, that recipe looks pretty damn good, apart from the fact that the bean sprouts and green onions would probably be really overcooked.

[sabotabby]

In fairness, he has the most awesome kitchen implements in the universe.

I would have put the bean sprouts and green onions in at the end, maybe for a minute or two.

oh, thank you.

[night--watch.livejournal.com]

CRUSH! THE PEANUTS!
INTO A POWDER!

IT WILL AFFECT!
THE TEXTURE!
LATER!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: oh, thank you.

[sabotabby]

I was slightly disappointed that he didn't actually crush the peanuts with the HAMMER OF THOR. That's really the only way the video could have been improved.

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

Ian and I just watched that enthralled while Sausage doggie ate watermelon and coughed up the pips.

[sabotabby]

That is one dainty dog you have there. Most dogs would swallow the pips.

[pofflewomp.livejournal.com]

He burped afterwards.

[cerulean-knight.livejournal.com]

This reminds me a lot of Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Except of course vegan, and without getting a substantial amount of the meal on the ceiling.

[sabotabby]

I love Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime too, but this has better music and stuff I can eat.

[leitch71.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA