Open thread: Hudak eats babies

Reportedly, Hudak is hard to pin down, and for some reason, the Liberals have been restrained with their attack ads. Really, I don't think they need attack ads. All they need is to run this picture over and over again to give Ontarians a taste of what we're in for if the Conservatives win the provincial election.

Also, chain gangs, you guys. Chain gangs. Not even Alberta has those.

In the last two elections that I've had to suffer through, the evil bastards won because they were willing to play dirty (which is par for the course in USia, but in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canuckistan, the slightly-less-evil bastards tend to play dirtier).

And while the truth about Hudak is bad enough, clearly truth, along with reasoned discourse, is not enough to win elections these days.

I therefore invite you, gentle readers, to conjure the most vicious and nasty rumours that you can possibly invent and post them in the comments to this post. All are welcome, not just Ontarians. Trust me, if this guy wins, you won't even hear me complaining constantly, since I'll either be even more overworked or pink-slipped and partying like it's 1995.