NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously, I already spend three hours a day on a crowded, slow bus or subway car. Those are the days I have to be at work, and I'm going against traffic. Anywhere else I need to be and it takes twice as long as it used to.
There's no point in even saying, "Fuck it, I'll get a car," because a) I get the shakes in the morning, rendering me a dangerous driver even if I tried, and b) gridlock in this city is just as ridiculous. Does the Honourable Wife-Beater just expect us all to stay home and not work anymore? If so, he had better be funding it.
That's not gravy you're cutting. That's the fucking lifeblood of the city.

Seriously, I already spend three hours a day on a crowded, slow bus or subway car. Those are the days I have to be at work, and I'm going against traffic. Anywhere else I need to be and it takes twice as long as it used to.
There's no point in even saying, "Fuck it, I'll get a car," because a) I get the shakes in the morning, rendering me a dangerous driver even if I tried, and b) gridlock in this city is just as ridiculous. Does the Honourable Wife-Beater just expect us all to stay home and not work anymore? If so, he had better be funding it.
That's not gravy you're cutting. That's the fucking lifeblood of the city.