We have murdered satire and we sit on its corpse like a throne

I was going to make a post about the latest Drug Fraud shenanigans, but you know what, I'm tired and this is funnier.

Space Force unveils service uniforms with camouflage design

 

That feel when your cute little galaxy dress and leggings would conceal you better than the American Space Force uniforms would conceal its members from aliens or whatever they think they're hiding from.