Keeping the world safe for democracy and kittens

[sabotabby]

So I don't remember all of last night; lately, when I drink, I have a tendency to black out.

I did, however, vaporize a space alien with a laser beam.


Photographic evidence. Just like in Hiroshima, the only thing left was a shadow. Eeek!



I suppose I should have tried for negotiation first, but the fucker was right outside my apartment. And as you can see from this photograph, he was armed and also a smoker.


The brains splattered nicely. You can still see some of that.


Looked good in black-and-white, too.


Anyway, I may have just saved us all from an invasion. You're welcome. Just doing my patriotic duty, yo.

Comments

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

*snort*

why aren't you coming to my party tonight?!?! oh right, canada.

[sabotabby]

::checks watch::

I wouldn't make it past the border on time, anyway.

[schramm.livejournal.com]

good job!

[sabotabby]

I try.

[genesayssitdown.livejournal.com]

maybe it's time to get cracking on david icke reptilian agenda detectors

[sabotabby]

Apparently it is. Although I don't think it was a reptilian alien, it was probably in league with them.

[xwasted-youthx.livejournal.com]

I can piss my own name.

Just thought Id add that...

[sabotabby]

You had better post a picture of that now.

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

i am a kittens without snow.

[sabotabby]

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

MEEP!

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

Wow, you just did more to protect humanity than the War in Iraq, the War on Terrorism, the War on Drugs, and the Chocolate War.

[sabotabby]

I'm a regular Army of One.

[linemonkey.livejournal.com]

Can I rip off your photos? I'd like to use it on a flyer or two. You want photo credit, or bubble gum? I'm assuming you're all out of bubblegum.

[sabotabby]

I have no bubblegum except for this George Bush bubblegum, and I'm sort of frightened to put that in my mouth.

So either photo credit or bubblegum would be groovy. (Also a copy of the flyers, if possible.)