2004 in review

[sabotabby]

So, because I want to be just like rote, I shamelessly stole his idea and came up with a list of some highlights of the last year. As I look over my journal, I realized that despite the year beginning with a revelation of infidelity on the part of my ex and ending with mass horror and death, I seem to have had a pretty good time.

* There were two weddings and a funeral (sort of).

* I got into two fights with neo-Nazis, which was enough to get my name on Stormfront's hitlist and a guest appearance in Ernst Zundel's shitty Nazi movie. Despite my best attempts to annoy the hell of their similiarly-minded friends in the Jewish community, I failed a second year in a row to get my name on the Masada2000 SHIT (Self-Hating Israel Traitor) list.

* I joined two secret societies, and no, if you don't know already, I'm not going to tell you which ones. That's why they're secret, wankers.

* I cemented my reputation as a drunken whore.

* Together with an initially small group of conspirators, I won LJ-stardom by turning some moron's racist community into an online multicultural orgy. I tried the same thing with the anti-France community, only to be foiled by a furry. Or a slimy, technically speaking.

* A whale exploded in Taiwan. I'd like to say the rest of the year was downhill from there, and in terms of global news it kind of was, but that's okay because it's hard to beat an exploding whale.

* I amused myself during a brief period of unemployment by making shitty e-toons about Eva Braun turning into a zombie. Later on, I wrote zombie porn. Or porn with zombies in it, anyway.

* I didn't get SARS, but I got to laugh at everyone who was too pussy to go to Toronto because they were afraid of catching it.

* I'm grabbing Barbie's arse in this picture.

* I learned how to make curry.

* I caved into e-pressure and started saying "teh interwebs" in casual conversation, confusing the hell out of those less nerdy than I.

* I still didn't finish the goddamned novel.

* I ended this list before it turned into another self-pity fest. Yay!

Comments

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

you amuse me. :)

[sabotabby]

I do my bestest.

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

you groped barbie's ass. that is unforgivable.

[sabotabby]

Hey man, she asked for it.

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

OMG! barbie is a dyke?! say it ain't so!

(eh i knew it.)

[aerope4.livejournal.com]

Grabbing Barbie's ass you look like the very model of courtesy. I imagine you said "thank you" afterwards.

[sabotabby]

She thanked me.

[aerope4.livejournal.com]

You sexy beast, you. ;)

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Oh my sweet Bast, it was you who hijacked fuck_arabs????

I worship at your feet. Will you have my kittens? Oh my. That was *beautiful*. Beautiful. You rock.

[sabotabby]

kynn pointed it out, habibi and I jumped on the hijacking bus (hehe, get it?) at approximately the same time, and it spread across teh interwebs like anthrax in a matter of hours.

And I never say no to kittens.

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

Punsters should be drawn and quoted. :)

[maeve66.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether it would make a list of highlights, but you have the best fucking icons, too. And why is it that Canadians are the only ones (I mean, in this hemisphere) who get the enjoyment of burning American flags? The only times in my life when I've gotten to witness that were both in Canada. What's wrong with the American left anymore? Okay, this must seem like a total nonsequitor -- I got caught up in a few of your older entries and found the webstalker one, which led to the flags burning pictorial, which was lovely and brought tears to my eyes. Happy New Year, missnegativity.

Cheers, M66

[sabotabby]

Why, thank you. I'm having a shitty year so far (see the entry I'm about to make) but yes, I do get my sick kicks off burning flags.

The American left spends too much time trying to appeal to the American right, if you ask me.

[nouveau-itgirl.livejournal.com]

[sabotabby]

'Tis about dysfunctional love, anarchy, and flying saucers. I kid you not.

[maeve66.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I want to read that. Minus the flying saucers, it has two of my more major preoccupations. And flying saucers are always good. Please write it and publish it, or samizdat it, or whatever. That and zombie porn -- you're a force to be reckoned with.

I agree that the American LIBERAL "left" if you can call it that, spends too much time trying to placate the American right... but where are my ultraleftist compañeros when I need them to burn flags? That's what I'm asking.

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

My ex bf was in a secret society. He had to wear robes and light candles. And I think paddling was involved.

[sabotabby]

My secret societies are obviously much better, as no one gets paddled. (Yet.)