Adventures with avrom and friends!

[sabotabby]

So a substantial number of you (5) wanted to read more about our good Rabbi, so I went and got into some arguments with him and his followers just to amuse you guys.

The absolute best exchange is here, where avrom actually tries to deny things that he said within the last few days.

Now, some of you might think I am a Bad Person because I made fun of his poor command of the English language. To you I say: He speaks English about as fluently as I speak French. And I would never go to a French language forum and try to insult people in that language. Why? Because I'm well aware of my limitations. avrom, who thinks his cult is somehow going to conquer much of the Middle East and forcibly convert people to Judaism (blasphemy, according to Jewish law), has no such inhibitions.

[Poll #414180]

*This is doubly funny because my biological father is a staunch Zionist and vaguely homophobic. He probably would like it, gagagaga.

Comments

[pretzelsalt.livejournal.com]

That's insane. You are far more patient then I.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ljforchoice/585625.html

This is the fun I have been having....

[sabotabby]

She's far too agreeable, though. You need to find some real nutcases with whom to argue.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

gagagaga

Is he trying to sound like Popeye?

[sabotabby]

I think he might be mimicking the sound of a human infant. Your guess is as good as mine.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

I'm just picturing Popeye fucking people in the ass - which isn't difficult with that cute little sailor suit. Does your biological father resemble Brutus, by any chance?

[sabotabby]

He does have a beard (albeit red) and he's generally been quite overweight. He's nowhere near as cool, though.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Okay, so the casting isn't as brilliant as the Popeye movie's, but it still works.

I'm sure sfucktor doesn't much resemble Robin Williams either.

[sabotabby]

As long as my brother doesn't need to be Olive Oyl.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

No, I agree with Roger Ebert: "Shelly Duvall was born to play Olive Oyl." Now I'm thinking of Bobby London's attempt to update Popeye, in which Olive had a sexy cousin named Sutra.

[sabotabby]

Shelly Duvall scares the living shit out of me. I'm completely ignorant as to Bobby London's version of Popeye, but maybe it's just as well.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

King Features Syndicate allowed him a brief run. In it, the Sea Hag gave up sorcery for venture capitalism and sat by the pool being waited on by Chippendales dancers. She wound up buying Sweet Haven. The strips were collected in a book called Mondo Popeye I used to own a copy which I picked up for a buck. I'm amazed at how much one sells for now. The strips were okay, but I wouldn't re-buy it at the current asking price.

[sabotabby]

On that note, have you seen The Adventures of Tintin: Breaking Free?

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

No! But this looks awesome! [starts reading ...]

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Fuck! That was awesome - but long. (I only just finished reading it and now my index finger hurts.) I know folks who will be profoundly charmed by this. I owe you.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Okay, payback:

You must read The Mighty Skullboy Army. Links to issues #s 1 & 2 are in the lower right hand corner.

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Eep! I meant issues 2 & 3.

[sabotabby]

Wow. That is extremely messed up. I likes it. That creepy carrot thing might be icon material...

I originally saw the TinTin thing in a graphic novel. I can't believe someone scanned and posted the entire thing.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

Russians often transliterate English "h" into the Russian "&0433;"="g".

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

"г" - silly hex conversion and all that.

[sabotabby]

That's not as funny as seanmonster's explanation, though.

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

The gagagaga reminds me of a H.P. Lovecraft story, the Rats in the Wall. A the end of the story, the narrator spontaneously devolves, and the reader witness' this by 'hearing' his language skills break down:

Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do! ... 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust ... wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?... Magna Mater! Magna Mater!... Atys... Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch...

Could be the same thing...

[rohmie.livejournal.com]

Sort of like Flowers For Algernon, only not.

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

Best. Poll. Title. Ever.

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

agreed.

[sabotabby]

Thank you. ;)

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. lady, did you ever know that you are my hero? you are, indeed, the wind beneath my wings. seriously. as if i didn't love and adore you enough already. i bestow sparkles and confetti upon you.

[sabotabby]

Oh yay! ::dances around in terrorist shower of sparkles and confetti::

I ought to thank you as well, for showing me the way to his latest post.

[princessrugger.livejournal.com]

glad to be of service. you're just so much better at dealing with the wing-nuts than i am. and this thread is extra-special hilarious. seriously, i was *cackling* in my kitchen as i read it. and clapping. whee!

[sabotabby]

I actually snuck a peek at free_palestine at work and saw the last two comments. It was very hard to not post anything and to contain my giggle fit until I got home.

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

Oh, missnegativity, I think I love you! That is fuckin' hilarious.

Only damper is the fact that the schmuck, unlike 95% of your internet wackos, is actually able to put his fantasies into practice day by day where he is. :(

avrom that is, not sfucktor. I hope.

[sabotabby]

This is true. It does depress me that the guy is armed and living in firing range of other people.

In the plus column, he's still a lonely nobody on the internet, just like the rest of us. Maybe, through dedicated mocking and teasing, I can fracture his already tenuous sense of self-esteem to the point where, in a fit of e-sadness, he turns his M-16 on himself. That way, I can strike another blow for peace in the region without even stepping away from my computer.

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

see, i think settler nutjobs tend to vector their self doubt and insecurity into systematic acts of violence against palestinians, and the IDF when they try to dismantle an outpost.

[sabotabby]

So should I stop poking the settler with a stick? It's really fun.

[mcsokrates.livejournal.com]

i dunno, i mean, maybe he'll go out in hebron, shoot somebody and say "that's one's for missnegativity"
however, i'm still unsure if he actually understands english well enough to figure out he's being insulted.

[sabotabby]

I couldn't live with that on my conscience. Mind you, there's always a chance he could try, and someone would shoot back. Ah, these moral quandries.

Of course, what some lunatic does with his gun is not actually my responsibility.

Rac, check your yahoo email addy!!

[himy.livejournal.com]

HiMY needs yer help online with something, check your email. thanks a billion.

Re: Rac, check your yahoo email addy!!

[sabotabby]

Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

Thank YOU missnegativity for creating the Global Vigil for the Global Village logo !!!

[himy.livejournal.com]

Yes. YOur logo is bigger than a baby's arm.
Okay then. Granted a small baby's arm. ;-O

It's also on the gv4gv flickr page:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/globalvigil


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Thanks.

[bike4fish.livejournal.com]

I wonder what avrom has to say in gitler_ru.

I think I need to brush up on my Russian.

[sabotabby]

I'd settle for a rough translation of what he says in his journal, even.

[yallabaxna.livejournal.com]

I used babel to translate it and it was just a lot of the same stuff he posted in free_palestine, only with comments form well wishers insead of people trying to figure out if he was for real or not.
There was one guy from Beirut who said something to the effect of there's an army just waiting for you so try if you like but you better stay the fuck away from Lebanon.
Then I somehow got into it with one of avrom's folowers and he always signs his posts "In Rhizk for Rhisk" and from what I understood, Rhisk is a zionist magazine, or something....still confused about that one.

[dobrovolets.livejournal.com]

The first one is not quite as ridiculous as the fact that I've been getting called "anti-Semitic" in marxism, of all places, by a Russian goy who thinks logorrhea substitutes for research and a whiny Zionist social-democrat.

[sabotabby]

You ought to get some sort of award for that. As in the Marxist equivalent of a Purple Heart. Holy shit.

Also, that's really funny. Somewhat more eloquent than my latest flamewars, but that's what you get for arguing with pretentious intellectuals instead of complete whackjobs.

[lopukhov.livejournal.com]

"Suck my cock, Arabic bitch. I have fucked your brother and father in asshole and they liked it, gagagaga"*

Gagagagaga, that's right up there with:

[sabotabby]

Muahahaha! That photo just never gets old.