Some linkspam for your enlightenment and edification

[sabotabby]

I came across some comedy gold whilst procrastinating as I continue to write course stuff, so I'm sharing for posterity and such.

Local wingnut city counsellor Giorgio Mammoliti put out a call for a soclal media assistant. If you don't have a FB account, this is the actual ad:

IM LOOKING FOR A SOCIAL MEDIA ASSISTANT. CALL ME ONLY IF YOU’RE NOT A SOCIALIST TO APPLY. 4163956401

Important Change.org petition to let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus. It's particularly important that you read the comments to this one.

Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon 49 years ago today, so watch a video of him punching a moon landing denier in the face.

Finally, check out this awesome video where a girl explores a health textbook from before the Ontario health curriculum was updated. A.k.a. this is the sex ed the Tories plan to make us all teach come September.

Comments

[springheel_jack]

the stories were pretty clear that the "red liquid" was raw sewage from the nearby buildings...

[sabotabby]

People still have the right to drink it. For FREEDOM. Particularly someone should let Cheeto Benito know that he is not allowed to drink it.

[lapinlunaire]

Jokes about magic aside, this would be glorious and he'd probably demand to drink sewage and demand on twitter that he be allowed to drink sewage.

[sabotabby]

He'd get his way, too.

[nostalgia]

EVERYONE KNOWS SKELETONS CAN'T POOP.

[lapinlunaire]

BUT HOW DID SEWAGE GET INTO A CLOSED COFFIN? That's just what they want you to think!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

[kore]

THAT VIDEO ADDED LIKE TWO ACTUAL YEARS TO MY LIFE

[sabotabby]

Wait, which one?

[kore]

BUZZ ALDRIN. //HEARTS FOR EYES

[sabotabby]

I hope I'm that cool when I'm old but tbh I'm not even that cool now.

[kore]

Buzz Aldrin was cool enough for all of us. That was even better than the guy punching Nick Spencer.

[minoanmiss]

AMEN.

[minoanmiss]

That petition was ... something else.

[sabotabby]

I can't stop laughing about it.

[fidget]

I showed the petition to Adam, and he was convinced that it was serious. I tried to tell him no, but, well.

[sabotabby]

I mean there are >0 people I'm sure who take it seriously, but I'm quite positive that the guy who started it is not one of them.