Snitch line

[sabotabby]

We were all wondering how our new regime was going to enforce its confusing changes to the Ontario Health and Physical Education curriculum, seeing as it had a) made them when everyone was off on summer vacation and had no time to take professional development courses or workshops to refresh themselves on the 20-year-old curriculum, b) they full-on made up a 2014 curriculum that doesn't actually exist, c) they encouraged teachers to have illegal "private" conversations with children about sexual matters, and d) the two largest unions and many boards have pledged to defend teachers who teach kids about consent, diversity, and sexual health.

Well, today we all found out! They've instituted a snitch line so that parents can narc on teachers for protecting their children against sexual predators.

Maybe you should call the snitch line and ask them why they're so keen on ensuring that kids are vulnerable to sexual abuse and suicide.

Comments

[dewline]

Oh bloody HELL.

[sabotabby]

Ironically, the "2010" curriculum that they've posted was the one an actual sexual predator consulted on.

[dewline]

I'm surprised that the right-wing conspiracy-believers didn't try to go to town on that particular detail in public much.

[ironed_orchid]

OH MY FUCKING GOD! You cannot make this shit up, no one would believe it in a work of fiction.

[sabotabby]

It's like they're somehow compelled to find the worst possible thing and do it.

[minoanmiss]

Actually, calling and pointing out the truth sounds like a great idea.

[sabotabby]

It would be an awful shame if the snitch line were overloaded by phone calls or something.

[ironed_orchid]

Because of course they did.

[sabotabby]

That's the thing they do.

[lapinlunaire]

I've been offline for a couple of days so NATURALLY a great use of my time now that I'm back was reporting the entire Hogwarts staff using that form.

[sabotabby]

Fantastic! Someone reported Giles from Buffy, which gives me life.

I will have to report Mayakovsky from Magicians for drinking on the job and turning students into Arctic foxes without authorization, also sleeping with a student.