i still try to smile sometimes

[sabotabby]

Some time ago, I came across a site where you could enter your username and it would give you a nice graph of everyone who had ever friended or defriended you and when. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Know where I can find it?

"GAYBORTION!" and "that's not funny...my friend died that way" were tied as titles for the shitty comic. I went with the one that wasn't triggering.



And from my Stalinist neo-Maoist friend, a very sad craigslist.org ad from a collector of Nazi dolls.

"i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.
and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay."

The only thing that would it better would be if it were a personals ad.

EDIT: Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention this. I was going to do a post on Really Strange Fanfiction at some point, but given the circumstances, it may be delayed. Given my current emotional state, I don't think that I can post about those Roy Orbison-in-clingfilm stories. Maybe one day.

Still, part of that post was going to have to do with the good kind of weird fanfiction, and I did want to recommend a particular story that I think is fabulous. It's The Night of St. Vigeous by smhwpf, and even if you're not exactly into fanfic, give this one a whirl. It's Buffyverse, minus the Buffy characters, more or less, since it's set during the Crusades. It's funny, it's sad, it's political, and there's even a shout-out to me in there. Also: Leila the Vampire Slayer. It doesn't get much better than that.

Comments

[threeliesforone.livejournal.com]

http://marnanel.org/joule ?

[sabotabby]

I thought that might be it, but unless everyone I know friended me on March 31, 2004, I don't think that's right.

[loveislife.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure that wasn't a personal ad...

[sabotabby]

It was under "rants and raves." But maybe someone like Bruce LaBruce will proposition him now.

[incendiarymind.livejournal.com]

That is a serial killer with some serious internal conflicts just waiting to happen.

That cartoon rocks!

[sabotabby]

Oh, one day you'll catch one of my rants about the homoerotic subtext of Nazi art. Just wait.

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

Is there a lj community with a feed of these great cartoons?

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

I find it odd that he doesn't include the Bush doll in that collection.

[sabotabby]

The convenience store where the closest ATM is has these Bush, Saddam, and Osama punch-puppets. I want one, but I don't want to give the evil American company that outsources them to some Third World sweatshop a penny of my hard-earned cash.

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

That cartoon is fucking awesome!

[sabotabby]

So's that icon.

How does the Phantom movie stack up? Never seen the play, have a soft-spot for the music, haven't seen the movie either.

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

i am terribly amused right now.

also, re: Really Strange Fanfiction, i present the mirror, mirror fic by me and allcanadiangirl. enjoy.

[sabotabby]

Oooh, that looks good. I shall have to read it, although I've never seen Sports Night or West Wing.

[sabotabby]

Also, one day someone will write the following slash pairings:
The Newsroom: George/Matt
This is Wonderland: Alice/Nancy
Historical: Nechaev/Bakunin (because I haven't yet), Villa/Zapata, and Mussolini/Marinetti (the writer! not my cat!) prison sex, and my life as an internet weirdo will be complete.

[sabotabby]

Oooh, that is cool. (Finally read it. Go me.)

I'm still not sure why I haven't seen Eliot Stabler/Chris Keller fic. I'm sure it's out there.

[amoonah.livejournal.com]

I know this is very random but..I was walking around school today with a wooden stake i found in the library and was called the vampire slayer.

[sabotabby]

I had a friend who did that. Chris the Vampire Slayer. He looked like a really little version of Mumia Abu Jamal, and I think he was a paranoid schizophrenic. Fun times.

[accusehistory.livejournal.com]

that cartoon is hilarious. i burst out laughing when i saw it. hehe

[sabotabby]

I try.

[1in8.livejournal.com]

"Gaybortion" totally sounds like a word that Mark would come up with. heh

[sabotabby]

He may very well have made it up. I don't remember where I heard it first.

[(Anonymous)]

"i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.
and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay."

Evan Dworkin, creator of Milk & Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad (http://www.houseoffun.com/store/m&c/mccomics.html) ("GOD MADE US FUNKY!!!"), also does a comic called Dork (http://www.houseoffun.com/store/dork/dorkcomics.html). One semi-regular feature in Dork is a strip called "Phil the Disco Skinhead" which always ended with Phil getting the shit beat out of him by either blacks or Nazis.

- rohmie

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck a bunch of Live Journal.

Sorry. These links worked fine in the preview. In fact, they work fine in THIS preview - just not in the thread.

Fuckers.

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

http://marnanel.org/joule

[sabotabby]

Tried it. Not accurate dates. Am sad. :(

[smhwpf.livejournal.com]

He is kidding, this guy, right? This is a guy with a very, very, bizarre, twisted, ironic sense of humour? Has to be.

Thanks for the pimpage! And cool cartoon!

[sabotabby]

We don't know! I want someone to answer his ad and go on a date with him...find out of he's for real.

[mr-flabulous.livejournal.com]

hehe.
i <3 the gaybortion.

[sabotabby]

It's a term that isn't used often enough.