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Hannidate!*

I can see it now:

Single Canadian anarchist, 25, dogmatically atheist, not sure if she's capable of monogamy. Would hold out for Ward Churchill if he dated white chicks, but I'm willing to settle for utterly pissing you off. Likes: Palestine, universal healthcare, gay people, and abortion. Wanna date?


By the way, doing laundry is made even less fun when there's a blizzard outside.

* Thanks to R_A_C, because I seldom find anything this weird on my own.

EDIT: Gaybortion!

Date: 2005-03-01 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretzelsalt.livejournal.com
HA!

Someone pointed that out last week and I lost hours of my life clicking and laughing.

Your mock up makes me peeeeee!

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Date: 2005-03-01 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bike4fish.livejournal.com
You use too many long words. Six words in the first sentence were 3 or more syllables. Only 2 readers would comprehend it, and they would be people you sent there.

Go for it!

Date: 2005-03-01 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frandroid.livejournal.com
Where do you do laundry? I know a few people have to lug their stuff all the way down to harbord. There's a laundromat on the ground floor of my building, $1.50 per machine. It's locked to visitors but I'm sure we can arrange something 8)

Your hannidate (I thought Hanni- was for Hannibal...) reminds me of the good old days of IRC chat with my friends. We had control of a bot, and there was a chatroom on the bot itself, so we could make the bot enter a chatroom. We pose as some horny chick and lure some guy into private conversation. He thought he was talking to someone, where in fact his text was being sent to our chat room, and any of us could send text posing as the bot, and we'd take the guy a ride. I'm thinking about those teenage antics because it would be cool to do this kind of thing with conservatives, although I don't know how this would work elsewhere than on IRC. Someone with coding skills would have to come up with some bot code for MSN Messenger or something.

Alternatively, people could physically get together to do this, but god forbid that from ever happening.

Date: 2005-03-01 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
You should put it under the heading of: GAYBORTION!

Looks like there some winners on there. Someone who'd you could bring home to grandma with no problem. :)

Date: 2005-03-01 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billie0.livejournal.com
Love the blurb by Katie. She wants a love like Ron and Nancy. I guess she wants a guy who dumped his first wife and got the new one pregnant before the wedding :)

Date: 2005-03-01 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] billie0.livejournal.com
Excuse me, that is Krista

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Date: 2005-03-01 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accusehistory.livejournal.com
haha yes do it.

Mark is my personal favourite so far:
I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don't they?).

Date: 2005-03-01 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
And a liberal would be looking for mates on Sean Hannity's website?

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Date: 2005-03-01 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com
Ward Churchill doesn't date white chicks?

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re: hannidate.

Date: 2005-03-01 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-hovering538.livejournal.com
this makes me laugh & i don't even know you. so, for that, i thank you.

Re: hannidate.

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Date: 2005-03-01 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jvmatucha.livejournal.com
How about "I perform gay marriages and abortions? All while standing on the flag!"

Seriously, have you signed up? Maybe we could go on pretending to be rednecks and see how outrageous we can make our profiles.

Date: 2005-03-01 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] incendiarymind.livejournal.com
Conservatives must be desperate if they're having Hannity hoping for rapid reproduction by matching up conservatives. I'm amazed Hannity hasn't stepped up to the plate and offered to impregnate conservatives himself.

Of course this is coming from a guy who almost posted a personal on the liberal dating web site on Valentine's day. ;)

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Sean Hannity Copies "Jeff Gannon"

Date: 2005-03-01 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rohmie.livejournal.com
Curiously, some of the men on this site do not specify which sex they are interested in. Perhaps they should also try their luck on one of James Guckert's sites.

Re: Sean Hannity Copies "Jeff Gannon"

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Re: Sean Hannity Copies "Jeff Gannon"

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Date: 2005-03-01 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-terrible.livejournal.com
What's up with that link you put in the edit? Damn....there is person over there, [livejournal.com profile] a_tookish_gal saying she's against gay rights and is a "social conservative feminist". I haven't seen such funny but yet sad stuff since I moved away from Utah.

Warts and all, huh?

Date: 2005-03-01 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rote.livejournal.com
"I'm extremely fun loving, energetic, capitalistic by nature"

loltastic!

Date: 2005-03-01 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princessrugger.livejournal.com
Perhaps it's time we start fighting discrimination a little harder and nixing it where it starts - in the womb.

brilliance!

Re: loltastic!

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Date: 2005-03-01 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khalinche.livejournal.com
Yeah, you better get moving on that because Dan Bern is MY boyfriend now.

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Date: 2005-03-01 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-valentine.livejournal.com
you are too cool not to add

Date: 2005-03-01 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcsokrates.livejournal.com
I think you had better trademark the phrase "gaybortion" in the US before some neo-con pundit starts using it as a catchphrase.

Date: 2005-03-02 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-flabulous.livejournal.com
my brain is spinning with rage and amusement!

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