every gender every race milkshake a fascist in the face

[sabotabby]

 I know this is Very Much Not the Point, but this vegan is really craving a milkshake.

(Yes, I know where to get a vegan milkshake/how to make one. No, that's not really the kind I'm craving, but it will do, and I think I will get one this weekend at the conclusion of Hell Week.)

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[dewline]

Understood.

Because Yaxley-Lennon, because Farage, because Certain People Much Closer to Home.

[sabotabby]

Somebody needs to milkshake Ford.

[dewline]

I'm sure that someone's waiting for their moment. I don't know who.

[sabotabby]

Besides me. I don't want to get fired.

[dewline]

Understandable!

[notasupervillain]

These seems like an action for a Youth. The best part of being young is not understanding the link between decisions and consequences.

[sabotabby]

Agreed.

[rydra_wong]

https://vassraptor.tumblr.com/post/185064624838/dunno-if-anyone-outside-the-uk-has-noticed-but

Best "My milkshake ..." riff I've seen so far.

[sabotabby]

Someone had an amazing one on my FB. I'm too tired and it's too many posts back for me to remember who.

[franklanguage]

Fortunately, a milkshake is one of the most easily veganized things in the world! Plus, maca stands in as an excellent malt powder!

[sabotabby]

Yeah, I know how to do it, I'm just lazy and I want someone else to make one for me.

[notasupervillain]

Yay for the end of hell week!

Hypothetically, would you milkshake a fascist with a vegan or lactose shake? And if you couldn't get that, would you use the other one?

[lizbee]

I suspect a lot of fascists would be more outraged by a vegan shake. Especially if it contained soy.

[sabotabby]

Good point. A soy milkshake would be okay to waste as soymilk is nearly as gross as lactose-free milk. I just really like almond milkshakes.

[dewline]

Given some of the insults I've had thrown at me by trollbots on Facebook, I suspect that you're right.

*evil grin*

[notasupervillain]

Heaven forbid!

[sabotabby]

I feel like I am incapable of wasting a vegan milkshake on a fash, b/c they are tasty. I would absolutely do it with a lactose shake because lactose-free milk is the most disgusting thing ever and so not only would they get milkshaked, but I would spare someone from having to drink that shit.

[dewline]

I actually consumed a two-litre carton's worth of lactose-free skim milk this past week. Natrel-branded. It seemed...off...but not disgustingly so.

[sabotabby]

Pre-vegan, I once bought it accidentally. That was a mistake I only made once.

[notasupervillain]

I use milk mostly in coffee, and I can tolerate it there. My brother-in-law is lactose intolerant, so I've had it a lot.

[notasupervillain]

I might throw an Oatley milkshake, except for my fears of the police and of being punched by fascists. I definitely would not throw an Oatley barista milkshake, because I have only recently been introduced to that stuff and I adore it and I'm not sharing it with anyone's shirt.

[lizbee]

I keep seeing ads for thickshakes in my Instagram feed, and I'm like, I'm not sure if this counts as anti-fascist activity on the part of McDonalds, but lactose intolerance be damned, I really want one right now.

[sabotabby]

I think Burger King is our comrade here. McDonalds stopped selling milkshakes when Farange was in town.

[dewline]

I wonder how displeased their parent company's bosses down in Brasil were when they got that news?

[notasupervillain]

I mean, they were asked to by the police. While I know my rights enough to know they didn't have to, I'm scared* enough of the cops that I would have.

Not for any rational reason. I'm a well-spoken white girl who's never been in trouble. I just assume that state authority figures will eventually turn on the populace.

[sabotabby]

I mean, they will. But not on McDonalds, probably.

[notasupervillain]

Certainly not if McDonald's doesn't sell milkshakes on request.

[minoanmiss]

I like the chant.

[sabotabby]

I have really enjoyed the evolution of that chant. It used to be "every nation, every race, punch a Nazi in the face" until someone figured out that "gender" has the same number of syllables and is a much better chant on multiple levels.